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bitch pudding

@petrolcide

PHD in Family Guy Studies, BSc in American Dad

Joined January 2023
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transplants think they can get off at any station on line 2 and explore thrift stores LMFAO
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I feel like I’m forgetting stuff
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I say every worst case scenario out loud to ick the universe into not caving in
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please man I can’t die today it would literally ruin my work plans
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Omfg my uber is so fast we are getting like air time
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what if I wrote a really bad book would u guys still fw me
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flight to Tulum tmw im so freaking excited to be bloated the whole time
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had exactly one cup of that Bellini before my stomach started to hurt and I had to sit down with the hosts mom upstairs #partyanimal
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I keep thinking about opening my own event business
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how do I make a lot of money fast asking for a friend
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I forgot my socks now I’ll have to be bare foot at this party ohhh my fkng god nvm Halloween is CANCELLED
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Pink haired Zelda sorry girl they put u through the libmachine
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ITS SO PIIINK!! Need to properly style my hair but Yahoo
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Working with women means we hire an Etsy witch to cast a good weather spell for the event
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that anxiety before ur wax and thn 2 minutes go by and ur suddenly done
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how fat would it be if I got wingstop rn
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I just show up to work fat and in a sweater and they allow it
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my hair is greasy my skin is dry and my eyebrows aren’t done #imuglyandimproud
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I’m so hard to talk to
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