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protocol governor systematically longing ponzis

Joined April 2021
Reminding myself PnL doesn’t account for the value of lessons learned (coping)
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Markiplier is the new satoshi
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phaaz retweeted
I have no opps. I have no active beefs. If I'm your opp, it's unknown to me and you are wasting your time - or at worst - are delusional. I am the future of cute, I only know how to win and give back to God.
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phaaz retweeted
Replying to @Jebus
Degenspartan was right arc begins
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unironically sales teams stopped promoting eth months ago given its poor performance relative to btc, despite strong recent inflows but we all know price leads narrative and the narrative has begun to shift with the new administration, regulatory tailwinds and securities clarity, the shift from strat teams has already started in positioning eth not only for imminent eth etf staking but much bigger plans if all goes well, expect more tradfi support in the near future for the next two largest market cap digital assets
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I’ve been afraid to jinx it but I think ETH will return to glory this week ($2,800/ether token)
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I feel so lucky to have the pleasure of watching ETH cross $2.7k for the 129th time
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My strategy is to lift heavy while the market bleeds out. That way when BTC is $250k, I’m not only rich but jacked.
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The best venture capitalists are no more than discerning gamblers with long timelines
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after moving my take profit targets to 20% above today’s low in a panic this morning, I have re-raised them to 5x portfolio all time high on this bounce
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Plan is buy low and sell high enough times to eat the fancy hotel mini bar snacks without financial ruin.
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Failing to embrace the current narrative for unrelated reasons (midcurving)
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I’ve abandoned technical analysis for prayer and have never been more profitable
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phaaz retweeted
Yuga folks are so based tbh Raise massive round Token gets listed massive FDV They probably made so much $ and instead of leaving the space they grind their butts off on @apecoin / Apechain Huge respect
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phaaz retweeted
I AM ABOUT TO WALK INTO THE MOST ABUNDANT BALANCED WEALTHY AND SUCCESSFUL PERIOD OF MY LIFE. I NATURALLY ATTRACT GOOD FORTUNE, AND I AM WEALTHY IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. I GIVE MYSELF PERMISSION TO PROSPER, AND I HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD THE LIFE THAT I DESIRE.
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Replying to @0xgawswolf
yes
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No way around ticker Bitcoin hitting billions and sprotos floor at $40k+ Its too ridiculous not to come to fruition
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This is the only funny memecoin
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I personally still like the programmable money
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First zero flow for ETHE! After 13 consecutive days of outflow since the conversion to an ETF
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The beautiful thing about polymarket is that predicting societal outcomes now means nothing unless you bet big on it
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