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It's good to be the king. #GalacticCoalition

Joined September 2016
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A statement from NSA regarding recent allegations:
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Everyone gather around I have something to get off my chest. #TheResistance got played like a fiddle with the #AlFranken accusations. Russia or the alt right took advantage of a hot button item and got us all heated. Thread
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Okay, I'm gonna say it. If you spend all your time trash talking other resistance groups, you are hurting the cause. While you have been out there smack talking trying to break groups apart, We the official #GeeksResist team have been busy doing all the things resistance related.
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2016- Celebrity trending and I hope they didn’t die 2017- Celebrity trending and I hope they didn’t sexually abuse someone
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Friendly reminder a guy that was fucking kids is still running for office. He was fucking kids.... He put his hands and other things on children.
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Let Roy Moore stay as the R nominee Let Roy Moore lose Let every GOP member who was silent on Roy Moore lose 2018 #RoyMooreChildMolester
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So just a thought here but... should we make sure Roy Moore isn't doing any campaigning within 100 yards of any school?
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What in the..? Thanks #Time100 -- and Helen Mirren for the kindest words. My real name is Summershank Melon-Wad. time.com/collection/2017-tim…
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I want everyone to remember where #Fake45 was while tensions with North Korea built. #MAGA
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Found this hidden in an Ewok hut today. Could be a good distraction...@CaptainsLog2017 @MrSpock2017 @DoctorMcCoy2017 #RESISTANCE
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This account is one sick puppy! Don't engage teapaw.org/TheBarbWire96/status/8…
Everyone beware of this account @hjg2017 She is dangerous and sent me unwanted and unsolicited adult images #TheResistance be on your guard teapaw.org/hjg2017/status/8515516…
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AlmightyOtter retweeted
"The civil war is here" I woke up to that trending today. Remember we are a #PeacefulResistance.
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Right On 👊 Thankful for all here in #TheResistance and #SVRAV fighting the good fight, we're making a difference, keep up the momentum ✊🖖 teapaw.org/funder/status/84613394…
Everyone in #theresistance is the best f•cking thing that's happened to this country since that dude with a funny name gave us healthcare.🇺🇸
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Greenpeace: These images will open your eyes to the impact of overconsumption has on the environment …
A nice distraction. Brilliant! A God Crash Lands on Earth in This Kaiju Short Film nerdist.com/a-god-crash-land…
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Let me put a Charly spin on this; If you don't like me "Fuck you", If you like me, "Fucking Yeah!". 😜😀 Thank you Professor teapaw.org/KidCasteel/status/8410…
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