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phallixander

@phallixander

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Joined September 2011
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Me @ literally everyone on Letterboxd
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John Burk (@JuanitoBurkito) profile picture
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The slow yet ever-creeping descent into madness/realization will be absolutely fascinating to observe.
Maga Valentino (@morgan_maga4547) profile pictureMaga Valentino
@morgan_maga45479h
MAGA ISN’T DEAD!!!
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mau
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at the blexas roadhouse and just ordered a libeye
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MAGA Cult Slayer
@MAGACult2Nov 6
Conservative tears are so delicious
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MAGA Cult Slayer
@MAGACult218h
I think Texas young Republicans are being a bit overdramatic
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Just Jay
@1JaySC19h
More cultists maga tears.
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MAGA Cult Slayer
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Way to go, South Dakota District 11! The blue tsunami rolls on.
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BREAKING: CNN reports that UFC's Dana White has declined President Trump’s offer to become the White House Press Secretary
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MAGA Cult Slayer
@MAGACult2Nov 7
It’s a really rough time right now for MAGA
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This is CRAZY
Senate Majority PAC (@MajorityPAC) profile pictureSenate Majority PAC
@MajorityPACNov 4
No one mourns the wicked!!
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@esjesjesj13h
“We bulldozed the Alamo and replaced it with a planned parenthood”
The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) profile pictureThe Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeNov 6
Texas Is A Blue State Now: We Asked AI To Simulate The Future
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boobs springsteen@mousymarwood15h
Oliver Reed in The Devils after they shaved him bald
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It’s too late. Mentally, I’ve already cast you as the hysterical Father Barre and myself as the eternally composed and equanimous Father Grandier.
Image from Maul Atreides 🇮🇪 42/50 📚 Breaking Bad rewatch! (@theweirdinggay)
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ettingermentum
@ettingermentum13h
Damn he’s turning on his day one
Simon Ateba (@simonateba) profile pictureSimon Ateba
@simonateba19h
Leading the last uncalled Senate race in the South by 2,574 votes, Mississippi's Scott Colom was asked on live television whether he would back Chuck Schumer to lead the new majority. He answered with a map. WATCH Full article: dailyletter.us/story/asked-t…
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“Airline passenger” and it’s a famous bigot
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypost11h
'You expect me to tip a robot?' Airline passenger fumes over tip prompt on $5 airport water trib.al/FNapmSS
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"Charlie Kirk? The founder of Kirk's Hot Sauce?"
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Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) profile pictureRichard Hanania
@RichardHanania18h
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Erika Kirk did not say the hot sauce "is now available at grocery stores everywhere." In the Dec. 2025 clip, she said seeing his hot sauce in the grocery store hits her hard and she wants to buy it. dailymail.co.uk/media/article-… kirkshotsauce.com
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brandon*
@brndxix14h
everyone is talking about the hot sauce but please skip to :45
Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) profile pictureRichard Hanania
@RichardHanania18h
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Erika Kirk did not say the hot sauce "is now available at grocery stores everywhere." In the Dec. 2025 clip, she said seeing his hot sauce in the grocery store hits her hard and she wants to buy it. dailymail.co.uk/media/article-… kirkshotsauce.com
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Covie
@covie_937h
This is the man scott jennings was having 20 mins conversations with.
Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) profile pictureWu Tang is for the Children
@WUTangKids10h
A new Mitch McConnell proof of "life" video dropped
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A new Mitch McConnell proof of "life" video dropped
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Matt Binder
@MattBinder7h
Democrats are mine inspectors who look like this guy now woke is stronger than ever before
FOX 10 Phoenix (@FOX10Phoenix) profile pictureFOX 10 Phoenix
@FOX10PhoenixNov 6
JUST IN: AP projects Democrat Brian Matlock has won the Arizona Mine Inspector race, defeating Republican Les Presmyk. fox10phoenix.com/news/2026-a…
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Eric Laux
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Replying to @lyssafella
Every time he squeaks out a laugh to conceal his rage, a gay immigrant gets their papers. 🙌
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