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GALM (η™½ι­”ι¬Ό) π“†πŸ©»πŸ‘»

@phasmic_wound

It’s too bad that all these things can only happen in my dreams

Joined March 2024
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FubarπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@Captain_Fubar) profile picture
FubarπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦@Captain_Fubar7h
People calling in IRL MW2 Chopper Gunner killstreaks via twitter comments
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Nayib Bukele (@nayibbukele) profile pictureNayib Bukele
@nayibbukele7h
Kote kay sa a ye? Ban nou adrès egzak la, n ap detwi l.
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La photo estΓ‘ ubicado aquΓ­ seΓ±or presidente: 18.606021, -72.129595 JV4C+C52 Dimulseou, Haiti x.com/stinky91584609…
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Buffalo Sabres (@BuffaloSabres) profile pictureBuffalo Sabres
@BuffaloSabres59m
SABRES WIN‼️ #LetsGoBuffalo
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iFunny Refugee (@Dr_Magnusson1) profile picture
iFunny Refugee
@Dr_Magnusson1Aug 11
Doubt it
riskmaxxing (@riskmaxxing) profile pictureriskmaxxing
@riskmaxxingAug 10
we’re gonna watch the 40 hour work week get abolished during our lifetime
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Another scary week of ugly music
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Mutt (@MuttsSOLANA) profile picture
Mutt
@MuttsSOLANANov 5
The anakin edits weren't enough... Trump how could you.... πŸ’”
Mutt (@MuttsSOLANA) profile pictureMutt
@MuttsSOLANANov 2
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Almost spazzed out on my store manager and then he was like β€œhey man you’re doing a great job :)” now I feel like a fucking dickhead
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Yule 율 (@_milkghost_) profile picture
Yule 율@_milkghost_Nov 6
halloween sketches
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neglevup | εŒη΄šη”Ÿ2 arc (@neglevup) profile picture
neglevup | εŒη΄šη”Ÿ2 arc@neglevupNov 6
I’M GONNA CRY LOOK AT THIS VIDEO
πŸ”©πŸ”₯ ˖𓍒 𝖦α₯£β…ˆπ•₯Ι•Ι¦Ι£π–₯β…ˆπ•«π•«Ι£ Λ–Β·πŸ€‘πŸŽ― (@F1ZZYB0T) profile pictureπŸ”©πŸ”₯ ˖𓍒 𝖦α₯£β…ˆπ•₯Ι•Ι¦Ι£π–₯β…ˆπ•«π•«Ι£ Λ–Β·πŸ€‘πŸŽ―@F1ZZYB0TNov 2
I’M GONNA CRY LOOK AT THIS VIDEO
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ᛉ (@soylennial) profile picture
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beast mode
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostNov 6
Hawk diagnosed as 'too fat to fly' after overeating chickens and snoozing for weeks on end trib.al/v79iz7K
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mayo (@ButtTonguer) profile picture
mayo@ButtTonguerNov 5
Ordered an Old Fashioned at the bar and the bartender started jacking me off
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輝桁(てる) (@YakehanaTeru) profile picture
輝桁(てる)@YakehanaTeruNov 5
OCパむドさん
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Showed this to my barber and he started molesting me
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Shit no wonder I been missing a mutual
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✦ (@EsotericHatred) profile picture✦@EsotericHatredNov 5
scrolling on tiktok and no joke 10 vids down xhe was reported dead
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P𐌹adica (@Nova_Scotia_Gov) profile picture
P𐌹adica@Nova_Scotia_Gov20h
#AncientDatBois
Laocoon of Troy (@LaocoonofTroy) profile pictureLaocoon of Troy
@LaocoonofTroyNov 3
A Korean nobleman in 1900, being transported on a wheeled litter, called a 'chohon."
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▐┛ Vantablack Indo Nigger Fash (SaranjanaPatriot) (@magickwizardman) profile picture
▐┛ Vantablack Indo Nigger Fash (SaranjanaPatriot)@magickwizardmanNov 5
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tormijuhi (@tormijuhi) profile picture
tormijuhi@tormijuhiNov 5
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π•΅π–†π–‰π–Š β˜§βŒ–βœ πŸ‚πŸͺ¦ (@JadeAtrophis) profile picture
π•΅π–†π–‰π–Š β˜§βŒ–βœ πŸ‚πŸͺ¦@JadeAtrophisNov 5
Like hell it is
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najm a'wjallah πŸŽ΄πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@mightbejell0) profile picturenajm a'wjallah πŸŽ΄πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ@mightbejell0Nov 4
the left is the party of space and science, expect even more support for NASA.
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This is what I’d say if I were begging to get raped by a Mauser bayonet
Blue America (@BlueAmerica2028) profile pictureBlue America@BlueAmerica2028Nov 4
Replying to @smcroasters
Good luck keeping your guns. It’s our country now. You play by our rules.
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Gris πŸ‡©πŸ‡° (@Graesplaene_) profile picture
Gris πŸ‡©πŸ‡°@Graesplaene_Nov 5
We were discussing the midterms during social studies class and someone unironically started talking about β€œbasic human empathy”
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I’m too employed for this shit man
KG Reloaded (@reloadkg) profile pictureKG Reloaded
@reloadkgNov 4
GTA 6 launch day is about to be INSANE on Twitch and YouTube. 😭 Which streamer are you watching FIRST?
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