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“What sickens me about left-wing people, especially the intellectuals, is their utter ignorance of the way things actually happen.” - George Orwell

Republic of Texas
Joined June 2009
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Replying to @DailySignal
“If masks work, why don’t they?”
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Replying to @GavinNewsom
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Is it my tv, or is the NFL using red footballs this year?
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Annual reminder that CFB.guide is the best app to be on every Saturday while watching college football. It's updated this year with more filters and a cleaner look. gameviewingguide.com/ @CFBguide
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It’s so hot in Texas that it broke @accuweather.
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Why didn’t the umpires stop the @AggieBaseball game five minutes earlier?
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You picked a heckuva day for this announcement, Mark! Mark is a good family man with a wealth of Aggie sports knowledge and insight, congrats on cranking up Aggie Huddle, MP:
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A February day that feels like early summer...why not come paddle! #paddleboarding #kayaking #SUP #visitAustin #sunshine
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Love when travel groups find fun ways to experience Austin and it includes paddling! #cousinstrip #visitAustin #ATX #kayaking #paddleboarding #ifimdrunkitsherfault 👈🫵👉🤣
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It upsets liberals greatly that Texas’ power grid didn’t fail and people all over the state didn’t die during this winter storm.
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The coach of A&M’s last basketball team to beat Texas in Austin was Melvin Watkins. So Billy Gillispie, Mark Turgeon, Billy Kennedy, and Buzz Williams never did what Bucky McMillan did tonight.
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From @michaeljknowles @realDailyWire The Chicago Teachers Union was protesting the "war" on Venezuela. Headline: "The Chicago Teachers Union Demands No War on Venezuela" Knowles (excited): Hey guys, good news! There's no war on Venezuela!
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Chicago Teachers Union protest sign: "STOP THE BOMBING" Knowles (excited): Hey guys, even more great news! There are no bombings. You missed it. Knowles: The "war", such as it is, was so efficiently fought and won that you didn't even have time to complain about it.
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You didn't even have time to whine! And you guys are really good at whining. You guys are the Michael Jordan of whining. The Delta Force of whining. If anyone was going to whine in time it was going to be you, but you missed it, because of how efficiently this was carried out.
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All they do is lie.
I’m sure MANY of you have seen this photo in your feed countless times today. But most of you don’t know the backstory— which is EXACTLY what the Democrats intended. The original photo has been floating around for years. It is NOT new. However, Democrats put arbitrary censors over the faces of 20+ year old women to make the public believe they were minors and victims. Total BS. These were models representing the well-known American suntan lotion brand Hawaiian Tropic at a Mar-a-Lago event. One of the women, who was 22 at the time the photo was taken, told The Telegraph today that Donald Trump was a “gentleman” and “went out of his way” to ensure their entire group enjoyed their time at Mar-a-Lago. “I was 22 years old and remember him being very nice. He was very gentlemanly, that’s the word to describe him,” she said. Not a SINGLE ONE of them accused Trump of wrongdoing. It’s absolutely freaking shameful how Democrats have decided to discard ACTUAL victims of Jeffrey Epstein in an attempt to falsely smear President Trump.
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Texas A&M and Coach Elko are shaping these young men into great leaders on and off the field. In my 3 years being a Aggie dad, this is the best culture I’ve seen. If you want your kids to play for a great coach this is the place to be! #GigEm #12thMan #TAMUFootball
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Monterrey Jack is the #1 most underrated cheese. #2 is Colby Jack. #3 is Pepper Jack.
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