@phatcooper

I am a genius of myself, not of you! Who are you to tell me I can't defend my dignity?

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2026
  • Tweets1.1K
  • Following246
  • Followers120
271Media
Phat Cooper retweeted
Akademiks TV
@AkademiksTVOct 27
Jay Z picks himself to perform at the 2027 Super Bowl
95
217
24
1,360
80,376
Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו
@netanyahuOct 26
הנשיא טראמפ: לאזרחי ישראל: למי מכם שטרם ראה זאת, אני מצרף את הודעת התמיכה שהענקתי לפני שבוע לראש הממשלה שלכם, ביבי נתניהו. כולם יודעים, כולל האויב, שלביבי ולי יש מערכת יחסים מצוינת ושאנחנו מנצחים יחד. ביצעתי את המתקפה בוונצואלה, אחת הפעולות הצבאיות המוצלחות ביותר בהיסטוריה. עוד קודם לכן ביצענו את מבצע ״פטיש חצות״, שמנע מהמדינה המובילה בעולם במתן חסות לטרור להשיג נשק גרעיני. לאחר מכן ביצענו את מבצע ״זעם אדיר״, וכעת לאיראן אין חיל ים ואין חיל אוויר. הצבא והכלכלה שלה מרוסקים, והאינפלציה באיראן עומדת על 301%. המצור הימי מנע ממנה לקבל נפט, ושתי שכבות של הנהגה, צבאית ואזרחית, אינן עוד. כשתלכו לקלפיות, אנא זכרו שביבי הוא ראש ממשלה לוחם יוצא מן הכלל! אנשים רעים מאוד כינו את ישראל ״השטן הקטן״ ואת ארצות הברית ״השטן הגדול״. אסור עוד שהקריאה ״מוות לאמריקה, מוות לישראל״ תישמע ברחבי העולם, והיא לא תישמע. הצביעו לביבי נתניהו לראשות הממשלה. עלינו להשלים את המשימה שהתחלנו! הנשיא דונלד ג׳יי. טראמפ
2
57
Jay on stage addressing rumors that were said the night before. He doesn't have social media? Naw, we found his burner. #JAYZ30 #SoFi #JuanZ
1
39
Imagine posing for a TIME cover asking 'what are you laughing at' when your own career hasn't gotten a laugh in two decades.
Sacha Baron Cohen
@SachaBaronCohenOct 20
Thank you @TIME for the chance to share why satire matters. Link in the comments.
8
467
Phat Cooper retweeted
MMAF1X@MmaF1XOct 18
Joaquin Buckley receiving Proper Mike backshots with no consent 🥶
65
201
32
4,395
363,135
Dan's father was the sole reason he became an actor. Eugene had to pull some strings because he was fed up with his son spending all his time hanging around truck stops with glory holes in the bathroom stalls.
‏ً
@itsnwtsOct 13
I hope it's not lost on people that Dan Levy is also wayyyyyy better at comedy and hosting SNL than Shane Gillis
5
436
The bots are working overtime on these @Shanemgillis posts. About 85% of my timeline consists of his #snl monologue or a few skits, yet it's not trending anywhere?
2
321
Eric's thoughts as he walked the bridge: "What an absolute masterpiece. The structural design is just beautiful. Wait... DNA Bridge? What are they trying to tell me? Is this my DNA? Did the architect somehow acquire my DNA and fuse it within the design development?"
Eric Weinstein
@ericweinsteinOct 10
It’s hard not to love Singapore’s double helical DNA bridge. This place is wild.
2
388
I thought this man was going to get third-degree burns from how much fucking fire he was spitting right next to flammable liquids.
Matthew Arndt
@endthecartel26Oct 10
I LOST MY TEMPER. WASHINGTON LOST ITS MORAL COMPASS.
4
239
Phat Cooper retweeted
Piers Morgan
@piersmorganOct 7
If the many many decent Israelis are wondering why their country is sinking in global popularity, it’s because of people like this… 👇
Avi Avidan
@avavidanOct 7
Do not fuck with us. 🇮🇱
10,848
7,668
640
58,681
3,112,121
We've been misinformed. Blubber DOES NOT keep whales warm.
Rachel Wilson
@Rach4PatriarchyOct 6
Replying to @paleochristcon
@paleochristcon was making fun of me for always being cold. He said I’m like a newborn baby chicken that has to be kept under a heat lamp or it will die.
1
387
First-class human being who blacklisted Chris Christie from Trump's 2016 administration for prosecuting his father. Tax-evasion, illegal campaign contributions, and framed his brother-in-law with an escort, then mailed the video tape to his own sister.
Bill Ackman
@BillAckmanOct 2
.@jaredkushner is a first-class human being. We are extremely fortunate to have him representing our country’s interests in negotiations for peace, hostage return, or otherwise. It is pathetic how people attempt to take down others out of spite, envy, political calculation or otherwise.
1
2
285
2
176
RIP to a legend.
TMZ
@TMZSep 29
Dennis Haskins, best known for playing Principal Richard Belding on "Saved by the Bell," has died at 75 💔🙏 buff.ly/XDkzhSp
1
229
If you turn Fat Joe Black, he just turns into Big Black from Rob & Big. #fatjoe #robandbig
3
339
Coc-Nations very own, Gay-Z.
welp.
@YSLONIKASep 23
diddy is in jail R Kelly is in jail Harvey Weinstein is in jail guess who was close friends with all these 3 monsters yet is still roaming free ?
2
222
This photo is enough to justify 50 Cent's feud with Ja Rule.
6 Mile's Own
@SeanTheTerribleSep 18
On a lighter note... My God.
2
648
Chris has finally ascended from highschool aged girls to college aged girls. He's a changed man. #liferips
3
323
Anthony Kiedis celebrated by taking his girlfriend on a shopping spree at Toys "R" Us
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
@SaycheeseDGTLSep 17
The Red Hot Chili Peppers recently sold their music catalog to Warner Music Group for more than $300 million. The deal includes the band’s entire recorded output, including their 13 studio albums.
3
224
This little twink was about to cry, then remembered he couldn't ruin his mascara or make-up 😂😂😂
Charlie Neff
@CharlieNeffSep 17
Clavicular’s reaction to me asking about his gf … not knowing they called it quits. #clavicular #clav #tmz
212
Load more