THE greatest player ever to throw a dart and lift an oatcake. Finished? LIke fack I am. Throwing bombs till my pension.

Stoke, England
Joined April 2015
30 seconds after this picture was taken, that finger had been places Rob wishes they hadn't. #messedhimup #squeekyvoice #thismaysmartabit
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most of you are wrong. and total fannies xitter.cf/OcheBalboa1/status/947…
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Blimey just had a few drinks with friend of mine and he said about tonight's final , best thing could happen is if Taylor drops dead 😲, and I thought I disliked him #PDCWorldDartsChampionship
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stop just putting them in the board and throw them from the regulation 9feet. #cheater #whatsthatismell xitter.cf/WorldWideDarts/status/…
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Watching the semi-finals again. #whdarts I reckon MvG may win this time against whateverhisnameis. Anyone know if this Rob Cross guy is any good? #notheardofhim #17times
So who's going to win tonight? RETWEET for ME -> The #goat, 16 times world champ, humble man of the people. Or LIKE for Rob Cross. Darts player. Kicks dogs.
If anyone could tape the bake-off special today I'll come round after I win tonight to watch it. Love my @Channel4GBBO #bakeoff #whdarts #17times
Thanks for all the good luck messages. I won't need em though. Almost pissed myself laughing when I saw who I have in the final. #whothefuck #17times #whdarts Had my usual beef pie and chips with gravy for lunch. I'm ready.
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Thinking Barney should have had him there but not to be... now for the main event! Come on @phildtaylor would be an amazing achievement to lift it one last time! #GOAT #PDCWorldChampionships #ThePower 🎯
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Bit late to the show, all the best players have already played. #snakebite #shite xitter.cf/talkdants/status/94376…
Tonight from 7pm on @talkSPORT2 join me as our live coverage of the @OfficialPDC World Championship gets underway. The last 1st round matches play out including Snakebite Peter Wright #LoveTheDarts 🎯
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I'm thinking of changing my walk-on music now this is my last world championships. Any suggestions? I was thinking something by the legend @MrPeterAndre #shaba #candygirl #darts
As I was saying to @lemontwittor the other day at yoga class, you can take a man to water, but you can't reach the moon. What's that all about eh? #darts #whdarts
So #whdarts fighclub time. Who's going to win a scrap between @AntonioAlcinas and @rockstar_13_ two of darts better looking lads, they take after me in that respect. @dysonparody180 ?
Predictions for tonight: Cristo Reyes v Toni Alcinas - draw. Kim Huybrechts v James Richardson - fight, Ruthless to win on points Darren Webster 3-0 Devon Petersen Peter Wright 3-0 Diogo Portela and me half cut after 18 cinzanos. #whdarts @DanDartsDawson
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Anyone watching the #darts tonight? I know it's not the same when I'm not up there, but give em a go. I fancy Huybrechts to throw his pram out of the dummy. Bung a couple of monkeys on Ruthless #fightclub #WHDarts
And with me breathing down their necks inside the exclusion zone picking my teeth noisily? 10.5% #tayloreffect #16times #humble #Stoke xitter.cf/ochepedia/status/94385…
The effect of pressure on doubles percentage: With opponent not on a finish: 72/145 (49.7%) With opponent waiting on a 2-3 dart finish (41+): 255/637 (40.0%) With opponent waiting on score of 40 or less: 202/522 (38.7%)
Coughing during someone's chuck is beginner stuff. I used to drop my guts on the oche #seethroughthat then there's the darts rattle, the chunter, if all else fails, try a headbutt #gamesmanship #darts
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This shower of shite playing tonight: Cristo Reyes v Toni Alcinas Kim Huybrechts v James Richardson Darren Webster v Devon Petersen Peter Wright v Diogo Portela #darts