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Philadelphia, PA
Joined August 2013
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i love when pitchers are absolute psychopaths man
The One-Man Mound Meeting
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If you post something in the Philly or Greater Philly area on FBMP: just know I’m out there.
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Sam Altman: fuuuuck everyone's mad at me about the RAM comment fuuuuuck Dario Amodei: fuuuuck we're about to go public we're losing so much money fuuuuck Jensen Huang:
'Nvidia Jensen Huang Had An Affair With A Chinese Spy' is a headline Luke has tried and failed to be able to make any funnier: aftermath.site/nvidia-ceo-af…
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They are calling it the biggest backpedal of all time
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The #Eagles are signing free agent RB Boston Scott ahead of their matchup against the #Giants on Sunday.
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As much as I think Sirianni is an awful coach over the last 2 seasons: his answer about holding the Milton QB change is pretty valid. Opponents are going to start the week gameplanning for McKee and looking at his tape. The less time they have to gameplan for Milton the better
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I completely get he is a 3rd string udfa rookie but like…… they have run 4-5 Wildcat looks, that just can’t be good for his confidence AND all they do run the ball he has maybe 8-9 passing plays Against the number one run defense……
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Howie is…inevitable.
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Wait if we are giving out transgender surgeries to everyone and there is Sharia law, doesn’t that mean women will just become men #newtech
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My team is there within the first 1 second hell yeah. !!!!!!!
Week 9 Power Rankings are here 📈
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Can she play 3rd base and hit for 10 points above average
Caitlin on Philly sports fans 🤭 “I love how passionate the fans are like they’re crazy but I think it’s awesome. Phillies fans and Eagles fans, Sixers fans they all seem kinda nuts but I love it like I love that fandom they wanna win just as much as the players, possibly more!”
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Joe Girardi/Rob Thompson are perfect examples : Talented locker room, and they lost it. It doesn’t matter how much of a winning coach you are. If you can’t do your job in the present the past becomes irrelevant. Same thing in a normal job, if you have a rly good year
No matter what happens this year, Nick Sirianni does NOT deserve to be fired. No coach would have succeeded with what Sirianni has dealt with. #FlyEaglesFly
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And then 2 years later you’re the worst on the team: you’ll get canned
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I mean….. that’s just not a sack….. In the grand scheme of things it wouldn’t have mattered but like how are we calling that a sack
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