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sam

@philljester

21 | they/any | dystopia daily big fan | i don't follow back minors sozzz

 trenches. i'm in them.
Joined August 2022
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heart eyes Howell x BTS who's with me rn
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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD #hltspoilers
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#hltspoilers
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dan howell diwali par rasmalai baatega.
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Yo llevo años defendiendo que ao3 es lo más cercano al socialismo real que hemos tenido en mucho tiempo y la gente se reía. Se ha ido tres días y estamos teniendo el equivalente online a la caída de la URSS y la victoria del bloque capitalista en tiempo real.
anna (@jpadlovely) profile pictureanna@jpadlovelyNov 3
it took fanfic authors three days to fully convert to conservative capitalists
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#dorothy
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I love them so much we need to k!ll dorothy's family
hana⁷ | dorling (@hanasrants) profile picturehana⁷ | dorling@hanasrantsNov 3
they look like a family😔😔😔
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no I mean like her father and brothers wtf
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you people just love to be unproductive and point out how “different” dan looked during the dystopia daily era. maybe lets use our critical thinking skills.
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I need everyone to watch dorothy right NOW
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every time i write 1 paragraph i realize i need to read 5 more books
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the rare phenomenon of meeting only phil and not dan lol
people meeting dnp (@meetdnp) profile picturepeople meeting dnp@meetdnpNov 3
Suitable_Ear_9730 reddit post: reddit.com/r/danandphil/comm…
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wtf why did I accidentally ratio meetdnp 10x I'm crying 💀💀💀
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alright dan
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this is so funny to me for some reason lmfaoo
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bro just googled "avarage male indian names" and went with the first option they found
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the levels of racism against Indians is so diabolical this is crazy lmao
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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dan and phil need to get rid of their builders bro wdym it happened again and they had to fuck up a whole bathroom floor🫩🫩🫩
sam (@philljester) profile picturesam@philljesterJul 5
now that few hours have passed, HOW tf does their house get FLOODED this often why does that even happen? do the builders just clock in for free YAOI???? somebody please save them what is this
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