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ban slut-shaming in the nhl and now featuring da pitt | proneard on ao3

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thread of my mohabbot blurbs :)
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sennecke giving new meaning to tip the puck in
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my rookies would never “obscure their dick with cookies and post it on their insta story” they’d do something even stupider
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samira laughing as the medical students push her down onto his velvet lap, “i don’t know, a new car!” she’s grinning so wide that abbot genuinely has a moment where he’s determined to be santa for real
jack abbot in a santa suit letting people sit on his lap and tell them what they want for the holidays but if he likes you he’ll actually buy it for you
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jack abbot in a santa suit letting people sit on his lap and tell them what they want for the holidays but if he likes you he’ll actually buy it for you
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james (not a man) retweeted
new flyers roster just dropped
the flyers sacrificed the win so that the democrats could have it 💙💙
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Texas is blue We all can agree Now return Supriya Ganesh to my tv
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in other great liberal news my sourdough starter is ready to make a loaf of bread
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james (not a man) retweeted
EFFECTIVE TOMORROW IT’S NOW A “TOO MANY THEM” PENALTY ‼️‼️‼️
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you know shawn hatosy is somewhere libing the fuck out right now
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don’t worry ziggy my shitty boss also doesn’t have my back
Rick Tocchet on Zegras’ misconduct: “I don't want to see it. You're showing the ref up. Whether you're pissed, you can't tap the ice. You shouldn't do that, no.”
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Not only are you required to have pronouns in bio, but you must have TWO nhl teams in your bio now
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I need y’all to get more gay with it, please accept the concept of a non-binary person having a generic not fun name (aka me)
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jack abbot wearing this out at the bar
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I just think I should get to write mohabbot where jack abbot is a woman and have it be wildly accepted and not panned by the community at large
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a sequel to white girl wasted for #mohabbotmonday and day 2 of #mohabbotnano2026 (gloves are worn) featuring prompt 10 from #mohabbotao3blurbs (so many hashtags!)
putting the ellipsus link up for this one, for uh, upcoming sequel(s?) blurb related reasons. ellipsus.com/read/7QDtnCvVui…
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glove
#mohabbotnano2026 | no glove no love samira mohan is having a bad day, she even forgot her gloves at home
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egg sandwich
what happens when an egg sandwich goes wrong? thank you to the wonderful @jojorbbit for the clip of sh saying he’s a terrible cook #mohabbotmonday
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when i say hot hockey player this is who i need you to think of
brady skjei STUNS in new video where he’s forced to stick his hand in a cold bowl of gravy
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james (not a man) retweeted
#mohabbotnano2026 & #mohabbotmonday | prompt: glove, 1.2k
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it should be the ao3 tos in these details
the flyers hometown remix jerseys are "all in the details" but how much of this detail can you see from the stands 🤔
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comfort object | day 1-2 of #mohabbotnano2026 “glove” | 364 words happy #mohabbotmonday
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