@philp83

just a bloke who likes blokes. had endoscopes up all the holes below my waist. #youbears #thedarts #wwfc

 Stourbridge, West Midlands
Joined March 2010
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I’m band B council tax.
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My days off are over and I hate working again.
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I’d let Capt Winters work off some of his postwar trauma on me, if you know what I mean 😘
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Toaster Philp retweeted
Chris@flatus7422h
John meeting Edwina at a Travelodge
Jemmooooooooooooooh@J3MMO22h
Curry night!
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James Macavoy was only in one episode of Band of Brothers.
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Ben was just getting used to the new treat regime and now the clocks have gone back. He’s an hour early for tea
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Not coping well at all. :(
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Coyote Vs ACME is fun. It’s got Jenna’s bf from 30Rock in it as the main human
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Check your child’s candy
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Who is Clare Breedon and why am I blocked?!
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Toaster Philp retweeted
Womb Raider@LP1886Oct 27
That’s @BashyMc1 if he had hair
ray 𓉸ྀི@binarysvnsOct 25
that’s my family!!!
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Shaping up to be another lovely day off. Got some more chores done, another load in the washing machine. Sun is shining. AND my street is being dug up by some well fit gas / cadent lads. #blessed
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Will he make it to the end of the year?
BBC News (World)
@BBCWorldOct 27
Sir Tom Jones 'truly sorry' as he cancels two shows due to illness bbc.in/4ePMKdp

Sir Tom Jones 'truly sorry' as he cancels concerts due to illness

Sir Tom has pushed back two concerts in the US on doctor's advice, due to "a bad case of the flu".

bbc.com
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Toaster Philp retweeted
Mattsoween@M4ttsoOct 26
First question correct on #UniversityChallenge too.
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AmberGambler@ambergambler_Oct 26
Just had an egg custard so delicious, it’s restored my faith in humanity
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I love seeing dicks move about in joggers.
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Toaster Philp retweeted
richard@Dickwith2dogsOct 26
You had me at British flags.
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I’ve had a really lovely day off so far. Got a bit boozed up. Watching Band of Brothers. Gonna watch new spider man in a bit again
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I’ve got Game of Thrones on audiobook but I hate the narrators voice.
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Who picked the D-Day Normandy landing beach names? They seem random?
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