Phil Peden

Really. Again? Fucking morons.

Starting the day with a Hitchcockesque cameo…

Aw man. Not Chandler 😞

T-minus 5 hours and 36 minutes until an evening with the genius that is @PhilRosenthal - hoping he’s been fed, otherwise we’ll be singing his theme tune at him all night

Do they know the rest of the world is watching this drivel?! #partyatthepalace #weekendatbernies

These thank you videos from Man Utd players leaving are ridiculous. Lingard vid is over 2mins. Just leave already

How am I only now learning about who @kfc follows on the twitters? Absolute. Genius. #kfc #fingerlickinggood

Hi his name is Robert Paulson

Absolutely without doubt still an incredible film and one of Finchers best

Ted Lasso and Magnolia. That is all.

End of April? Really? And then grant 5 only covers 3 months but spread across 5? Have I missed something? There’s some really desperate people out there and 8 weeks is a long way away #SEISS #SEISS4

“You can keep all your Bests, Peles and Maradonas. Duncan Edwards was the greatest of them all” Tommy Docherty

Moving house on Friday 13th? Yup, why not 🙄

Prediction... Biden wins Trump resigns but only after persuading Pence to pardon him for all crimes. #PresidentialElection #PresidentialElection2020

Oh. Hell. Yeah.

#lenclume That’s it. That’s the tweet.

What the actual?! Is 2020 finally on the mend?

None stop lightning but no thunder. Anyone else getting that War of the Worlds vibe? Wouldn’t put it past 2020 would you? #heatwaveuk #lightning #HGWellspredictedit