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Joined April 2014
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My laundry when I’m already having the worst day of my life
i will never dry fast
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what a privilege it is to come home and have a cat waiting for you, with their triangle ears and their little meows
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The fact that it’s 7pm and it looks like 6 inches up a goats butt outside is just criminal.
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me
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"Is your cat friendly enough to pet?" I don't know, man. Are you pure of heart and strong of spirit? Because we can find out.
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Jamming out to music wondering whose playlist this is, checked, and it’s mine. I’d kiss me
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we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato
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Female rage is interesting because underneath it is usually a woman who asked politely 47 times
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sometimes that little headbutt from your cat is all you really need.
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I’m obsessed with people who are genuinely themselves. Weird little interests. Strong opinions. Specific taste.
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we used to wear open toe stilettos in the snow to go clubbing now the girlies are wearing pimple patches and jorts
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Might crash out later. Idk feeling spontaneous
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addicted to saying “not my circus, not my monkeys” to things that are absolutely both my circus and my monkeys
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I am not a jack of all trades, I am a
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finamente uma criança sem celular 🙏🏻
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Whatever Skrillex was on during his scary monsters and nice sprites era he needs to take more of it
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How government employees look at you when you genuinely inquire about the services they are employed to offer
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a difficult woman who swears a lot
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