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JUST IN: Zuck reveals shopping has become the biggest use case for Meta's Muse AI, with over 25% of users shopping through the agent & average purchase exceeding $200.

You Can See Everything, while completely unremarkable in every way (it’s reality television), did supply me with an opportunity to lean over to my friend and whisper “this is why I left California” when, two hours into the drably staged, monotone Kabuki of fake autism (actually substance abuse and narcissism, but the most boring varieties of both), the monotone, fake-autistic Nathan Fielder marvels at the monotone, fake-autistic Elizabeth Holmes’ feigned inability to understand a simple joke, something I personally had to endure hundreds of times when dealing with this (exceedingly common) strain of Cali-poisoned “savant” whose entire pathology is that they’re just not very bright. A nice little blip of insight wrested from three hours of ketamine-assisted woolgathering I wish I never got involved with in the first place.

AI is incredible. Bought this cheap Bluetooth receipt printer, pointed Claude at it and got it to print out every morning an email I get to read into my day. Unbelievable.

notice.. > Delta is blocking AI agents from booking flights > JPMorgan Chase and Charles Schwab block agents from accessing accounts > Yelp requires paid data licensing for agents > Amazon has blocked Grok bot and other shopping agents. the internet is starting to block AI agents that were supposed to do everything for us

Be Nathan Fielder: > grow up in Vancouver, Canada > join your high school improv group alongside Seth Rogen > graduate with a commerce degree in 2005 > decide accounting isn't for you > start doing comedy > land a correspondent role on This Hour Has 22 Minutes > create a segment called Nathan on Your Side > give real people increasingly ridiculous advice with a completely straight face > turn the concept into Nathan for You on Comedy Central in 2013 at 29 > spend four seasons convincing real businesses to try increasingly absurd marketing schemes > sign an overall production deal with HBO in 2019 > convince them to fund The Rehearsal > build an exact replica of a New York bar so one man can practise a conversation > co-create The Curse with Benny Safdie and cast Emma Stone > return to The Rehearsal in 2025 and spend over two years learning to fly >actually pilot a Boeing 737 carrying more than 100 actors >secretly spend three years filming convicted Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes > co-direct You Can See Everything with Lance Oppenheim > convince A24 to release the nearly three-hour documentary > make it for roughly $7 million > open in 2026 to $15 million from just 855 cinemas > sell out more than 2,000 screenings in one weekend deliver the biggest non-music documentary opening in over 20 years nice

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