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Haaland is a beautiful exapmle of a 5D human being 🙂
Consistent, dedicated, but playful, zero attachment to the outcome.
Peaceful, loving, yet holds natural boundaries.
But the most important... He is radient.
The difference with Ronaldo? He was too serious. The old Earth: to do, to control, to get the outcome.
The New Earth: to be, to play, to radiate.
🤗🤗🤗
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Haaland fears no one. Only himself 😱😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Replying to @FreddyLA7
Canada sweating right now trying to figure out how they can top Freddy sitting in a Space Capsule that orbited the Moon...
phlower retweeted
Thinking about the accent combinations happening in sports bars in Boston right now, chills
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The mystery is solved. Trump was meeting the Norwegian national team, he was talking with Erling Haaland.
After all, Trump has Norwegian royal ancestry that traces back to Haakon V, who was King of Norway from 1299 to 1319.
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These are the 5 easiest grocery store to farmers market swaps:
Vital Farms → Pasture-Rotated Eggs
Driscoll’s → Seasonal & Local Berries
Kerrygold → 100% Grass-Fed Butter
Foreign Grass-Fed Beef → Local Cattle Ranchers
Grocery Store Honey → Local Raw Honey
These brands are corrupt so just buy it from local farms instead
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WOW!!
Look at Death Valley!!
A rare superbloom is turning the cracked desert floor into a sea of wildflowers.
It happens roughly once a decade when the conditions line up just right.
LIKE IN THE GOLDEN AGE JUBILEE?!
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IRS: you owe us taxes
Me: how much do I owe?
IRS: you get to figure that out
Me: can I just pay what I want?
IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too
Me: what if I guess wrong?
IRS: jail
Happy tax day!
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🚨🇺🇸 12 American States seek to pass bills making Ivermectin available without prescription.
Here’s a list of all the diseases the 2015 Nobel Prize winning wonder drug is used to help remedy.
So I don’t forget…
🚨 FLORIDA MAN SAYS DOLPHINS KIDNAPPED HIM AND FORCED HIM TO BUILD AN UNDERWATER CITY
Reportedly, deputies in Lee County found a man lying on the beach before sunrise Monday, soaked, dehydrated, and drawing architectural blueprints in the sand.
When they asked what happened, his story got bizarre fast.
He claims a pod of dolphins dragged him underwater while he was swimming and took him to a location about 40 feet below the surface.
There, he says, they forced him to help build entire underwater structures including cities, towns, and condo-like buildings.
According to the man, the dolphins communicated using clicks and had a leader named “Gerald.”
He also claims Gerald somehow created an air pocket that allowed him to breathe underwater while he worked.
The man says he spent three days helping construct the structures before the dolphins finally released him and sent him back to shore.
But not before telling him something chilling.
They would return for “phase two.”
Doctors treated him for dehydration but reportedly found no head trauma or signs of mental confusion.
Even stranger, medical tests showed seawater and marine particles deep in his lungs, something that normally causes severe damage after prolonged time underwater.
Yet his lungs were functioning normally.
The man reportedly holds a master’s degree in aerospace engineering and has experience with deep-sea technology, which he believes is exactly why the dolphins chose him.
Some people think the story is completely fake and impossible.
Others say the medical evidence is the part they can’t explain.
What’s more likely here… this guy made the whole thing up, or something strange is actually happening in the ocean?


























