Phone dropper

Motherfuckers will really tell you they work at a “think tank” and expect you to take them seriously

Hey guys, this was my first project for criterion! They put me in charge of the colors. I think i did a great job! The “stop” and “go” traffic lights are the same color to me.

No sir not thinking about it

Need a better standalone pitch shifting solution

Permanent Daylight Savings in the west is the only political issue I really care about

Do you understand how it’s all the same

What kind of energy drink should I get

I need a wealthy benefactor to fund my research

Let’s get divorced

That wasn’t fun

Little guys

Btw a lot of airports will put peoples’ luggage containing firearms just on the normal baggage carousel

New MPCs are so unfortunate looking