Something beautiful is going to happen
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John Wicker Park retweeted
Now that I’ve been able to successfully cheat on my wife, there’s only one step left… the clues
John Wicker Park retweeted
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
John Wicker Park retweeted
Drake’s album VIEWS is officially RIAA certified Diamond.
“In My Feelings” and “Marvins Room” went Diamond too, part of new certifications that cement Drake as the most certified artist in history and the first to surpass 350 million RIAA-certified units. His record for most Diamond singles by any artist climbs to 18 (solo and featured)
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🤖: “You’re absolutely right. Brendan Bett successfully anticipated the AI-generated run play and tackled Arch for a loss, probably costing Texas the game.”
EXCLUSIVE: Texas is turning to a new tool to "improve human performance."
UT launched Bevo Labs today, an AI powered data analytics for the athletics department. And it's already been put to use.
In @statesman:
statesman.com/business/techn…
John Wicker Park retweeted
This week: POSSIBLY IN MICHIGAN a film by CECELIA CONDIT. 1983. 12 min.
The video artist whose analog horror has gained a new audience in the social media era explores the eeriness of suburbia in this musical about a handsome cannibal.
For one week on lecinemaclub.com.
John Wicker Park retweeted
Nathan: Do you know why this is funny?
Elizabeth: Because the black guy is Jewish
Nathan: Well it's more of a werewolf thing
Billy: She's never had to process that werewolves could have their own bar mitzvahs
John Wicker Park retweeted
the thing about You Can See Everything that i would most call genuinely daring is that it makes you sit in the theater for over an hour thinking that your ticket has gone into Billy's pockets and there's nothing you can do about it
