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Barca has never won a two legged UCL knockout stage without Messi G/A post 2006. He was never a UCL KO ghost, he just had to do way too much
If dembele was half serious and Barca signed a solid midfielder + centre back instead of Coutinho while shifting Messi into more of a pure creator/second striker father than the "do everything" guy, they could've easily had one or two more CLs
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Ballon D'Or result aside, can we acknowledge how mental it is that Lionel Messi made the Top 5 in 2007 and NINETEEN years later, he's still there? We're never, ever seeing anyone like him again.
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December 18th 2022
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Spain really won the WC for nothing, no kopa for Cubarsi, No bdo for Lamine, denied Messi his 9th, just a nothing burger win. Atleast i’m at peace knowing Mbappe did not win anything tonight.
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Walking to your third Ballon d'Or like Alexia... 🤩 #ballondor
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FC BARCELONA FEMINI IS THE WOMEN’S CLUB OF THE YEAR! ❤️💙 #ballondor
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ALEXIA PUTELLAS! SHE DID IT! She is our 2026 Ballon d'Or winner! #ballondor
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Una Pilota d'Or molt blaugrana 💙❤️ Enhorabona, @alexiaputellas 👏
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Kylian Mbappe been traveling to Ballon D’or ceremonies for nearly 10 years now just to sit in the cuck chair every time. He begged this time as well, just a sad individual
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The concept of Jude Bellingham finishing 11th in Ballon d’Or ranking after a great World Cup and Lionel Messi finishing in top 10 and potentially make top 5 because of the ‘World Cup’ is hilarious.
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messi en el top10 del balón de oro a los 39 años, no hay ni habrá otro como el
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The worst bit about this is Lionel Messi didn’t even receive the golden ball in the world cup. 38/39 and was clearly and obviously the best player for the duration of the World cup & they got it wrong.
Premier League, Champions League and the World Cup were the 3 highest levels of competition last season. The two players with the highest performance level in those competitions were Kvaratskhelia and Messi.
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he just shot from anywhere and it went in bro
Messi le mostró al mundo su Balón de Oro… Y acto seguido demostró el por qué.
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First two real tests and we collapsed. I don’t care about the 7 against Racing Santander or 5 against whoever if you shit the bed in every big game. Bunch of cucks.
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La saison du Barça c’est comme si t’adoptes un chien qui parle, tu dis à tout le monde qui parle, et quand les gens viennent le voir, il bave sur lui
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Ca m'a expliqué que Rodri fumait Busquets ptet ils parlaient de Busquets 2026 (retraité)
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Raphinha goal finally omds Pedri what an assist.
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same vibes
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He always gets the perfect shots
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😮‍💨❤️ Ufff, espectacular este discurso de Leonor, Princesa de Asturias, para Lionel Messi: “Y si la historia de la imperfección humana ha encontrado ocasiones para apasionarse al unísono, ha sido con las grandes gestas deportivas.   No sé si existe otro fenómeno capaz de generar ese sentimiento universal. Un instante, el gol que todos esperan, en el que cabe todo. Por eso tiene sentido mirar hoy a Messi y a su trayectoria irrepetible. Nos presenta una gran definición del futbolista argentino, un exjugador del Sporting: “Convirtió lo extraordinario en rutina, interpretando el juego y decidiéndolo más efectivo en décimas de segundo, y respetando la esencia colectiva por encima del ego”.
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