MR pierogiy

ALT a page filled with a bunch of examples of my art, most of which has been posted on this account before with a mix of fan art and original characters

ALT bust - $15 colored bust - $25 the preview image for this set of comms is gaara eating a burger like jerma the next preview image is a half body of deidara mid fight in his lil crop top half body - $35 colored half body - $45 the preview for the next set is a full body drawing of a scientist elf with a little slime in his pocket full body - $65 colored full body - $80

ALT the background image is a bunch of doodles of some of my original characters. the overlaid text reads, “for like $50 i’ll just do whatever on an mspaint file. give me a character or something and i’ll do a surprise doodle page thing. it’s like a gacha. you will receive: one 1000x800 pixel mspaint file with random doodles and drawings featuring whatever thing you choose. idk let’s see how this goes.”

ALT zoro folding his arms and saying “man spread? yeah i man spread”. nami is really mad about something that probably already happened off screen. you can see sanji also standing off to the side turned around.

ALT zoro looks crazed and confident as he leans forward to say “i’ve spread men you wouldn’t believe!” nami says “don’t say that.” there is an arrow pointing to zoro saying “he is talking about killing.” there is another arrow pointing to a harrowed sanji that reads “he isn’t” as his head spins around 180 degrees to look at zoro

ALT one piece comic. first panel is nami mad and saying, "ok so somebody went full 'white woman' in the bathroom and it wasn't me so SOMEBODY here needs to fess up. it looks like shit and michael's ain't cheap. next panel is sanji sweating. zoro and usopp are on either side of him looking unworried. there are 4 text boxes game show style with his answers. they read: "a) confess to crime. b) pin blame on someone else. c) feign ignorance. d) kill self." the next panel is sanji with his arms folded, dodging the question and asking, "wait a minute- where's luffy?" nami offscreen answers, "you know good and damn well luffy doesn't know what a doily is." the last panel has sanji forgetting himself and shouting, "wh- and zoro does?" to which zoro replies, "hey fuck you i'm sophisticated." sanji replies, "no you fucking are not!". usopp raises his hand and says "hey can i go?"

ALT two drawings of deadpool. in one he's got his hand on his hip and the other hanging by his side in the "ok" symbol (got em). the other one is saying, "hang on gotta adjust my sacks" as he adjusts his little side fanny pack things. a small wolverine says "SHUT. DA HELL UP." deadpool responds with a little emoji of a guy smiling cutely with tongue out.

ALT simple comic of a guy lifting up a toddler. the toddler goes "Ee!" and the caretaker goes "wheeeee!". then, the guy gets tired and says "ok phew haha all done!" as he lowers the baby. the baby's not having it and plants their feets on the guys stomach.

ALT what follows is a series of this toddler doing everything in their power to not be set back on the ground, all while smiling happily and flopping about. the caretaker is struggling, but eventually "Gently sets baby on floor". the baby is chilling on the floor for 1 second before they are back on their feet and saying "UP" at the guy. the guy is weak to babies and lifts them back up. the text below that last panel reads, "the cycle begins anew"

ALT first panel is sanji smoking a cig and chilling out, thinking, "damn...something smells delicious" next panel, sanji shows up to the kitchen shocked beyond all belief as he shouts, "marimo?!" for zoro himself is performing a perfect pan flip as he cooks some delicious something third panel: sanji freaking out as says, "you- i- how- since when- who even...you can cook!?" last panel: zoro looking smugly away as he says, "pft, what, like it's hard?" sanji shrivels up and looks dead inside and outside. the numbers -999 appear over sanji's head, as that is the amount of psychic damage that he takes

ALT drawing of zoro folding his arms and looking kind of annoyed. his leg is raised and on fire as he says, "um dude your not fucking special we can all do the fire leg thing ok?"

ALT one piece comic. first panel is sanji freaking out about a spider and shouting, "oh my god kill it!". behind him, a shadowy figure approaches. the text reads, "don't worry...i got this". the speaker is revealed to be zoro in the next panel. in the last panel, zoro is doing a big dramatic move with the text behind him reading, "3 sword style...spider killer!"

ALT zoro approaches this smiley little spider with his swords going crazy..sanji watches on in awe

ALT zoro anticlimactically stomps on the spider. both zoro and sanji are looking down on it with blank expressions.

ALT sanji grips zoro by the front of the shirt, and he is pissed off. he asks him, "was it worth it? was it fucking worth it?!" to which a grinning and pleased zoro replies with, "ya."

ALT the top two panels are one of sanji just looking out somewhere, with my sona smugly laughing at him, saying, "heh heh, stupid little beard..." the next panel is of me, standing exactly like how sanji was, with the caption "me 5 months on t" over it. the panel next to it is of my sona doing the soyjak pointing thing at stupid little beard me.