it got better guys

Pooping my butts right now

Finishing the last few chapters of this series (#ROTE) is TEARING ME APART

Just got asked out in the aisle of a half price books store. So Romantasy of them

I made dis

Should I buy it lmk

There’s a marching band playing during this soccer game??? Like every other minute. I literally can’t even watch it’s so distracting

Our host left us a cinnamon crumb cake 🥹

Please cut my arm off I’m too young for tennis elbow

I’m so scared for the world when I lose the weight

There’s a pool table at the barn I’m staying this weekend and I am going to drool all over it

Feeling like a puppet

I miss my angel, Benson 🤍

A haiku: Boobs hurt No bra all day Sacrifice.

You know what they say Hurt people, hurt peeholes

Lemme tell you something I’m allergic to cockroaches

Pigeons new hobby

I like the new Fontaines D.C. album but I’m missing that PUNCH they got

Nooo I accidentally deleted my crashed plane costco tweet

You mean to tell me there is a cock in this pit??