Short fails. Tight edits. Daily. If it made me laugh, it made the cut.

Worldwide
Joined October 2025
I asked Grok @bot to make me a 1-minute fail compilation video, and here’s the result. So easy and fast, haha. Now I’m curious to ask it to make a feature-length film. Could it?
🤖 Made with AI
623
Yes sir!
Everyday is zero-day these days
1
635
olivia retweeted
Grok @Bot can now call someone or a business for you, make a request on your behalf, take notes on the response and send you a note summarizing the conversation!
Grok Bot 0.77 looks INSANE 🔥 > Calls: your Bot can dial someone, sit on hold, press keys and get transferred while you watch a live transcript > Messages on Mac: a setup screen under Connect Apps, still switched off > Tailscale: Grok Bot can join your private tailnet once an admin approves it > Payments: a screen to connect payment accounts and pick a default, on top of yesterday’s Vault > Sharing: emails when someone shares a Bot with you, and invites need Premium or Ultra
2,161
1,656
606
16,998
2,864,480
olivia retweeted
Wow
Let’s make sure the entire world understands. In Brazil, judicial rulings in connection with federal elections are made by the court that has been in place for that very purpose, the Supreme Electoral Tribunal (TSE). @LulaOficial requested to the TSE that the polls be extended by two more hours in the entire country, citing “transportation problems.” Who controls the transport system? Lula’s government surely more so than a senator running for president. Instead of waiting for a TSE ruling. @LulaOficial immediately asked Brazilian Supreme Court (STF) justice @Cristianozaninm to order the polls remain open WITHOUT any TSE ruling. Within minutes (did Zanin even read the filing?), the polls were ordered to remain open by Zanin. The STF has 11 justices. What did Zanin do before becoming an STF justice? Oh yes, he was Lula’s criminal defense lawyer in his corruption cases. If this blatant rigging of the elections will be used to announce that Lula won, is Lula seriously expecting anyone in the international community to recognize that as a free and fair election? He knows nobody will. Has the desperation reached a point that today is the day the mask fully comes off and Lula becomes the next Nicolas Maduro? For the sake of Brazil, I pray that is not the case.
3,373
14,111
314
95,506
7,110,288
olivia retweeted
Try Grok @Bot
Stuart Varney: What is this Grok @Bot? You use it. Phil Rosen: I am using it. @Varneyco: Who puts it out? What does it do? Rosen: This is @elonmusk’s frontier lab. I will share personally, I was on Claude for the last year or so, and I would use Claude, ChatGPT, and a little bit of Muse in the last few weeks. Since I started to use Grok Bot this month, I have essentially cut all my other AI tools. Varney: What's so good about it? @philrosenn: It's essentially your own staff of AI agents. You can have a chief of staff agent managing your other AI agents, which, again, I get it, sounds a little ridiculous, and I tell my friends and my parents this and they don't understand, and I have to walk them through it on a Zoom call. I use Grok Bot for a lot of content creation now. I use it for some fact-checking stuff, some editing, research. I use it for helping me with my calendar.
910
960
120
7,300
2,063,457
olivia retweeted
So do I
I trust Grok Bot with ALL my finances. Now, all 5 of my credit cards are saved in the vault. People think I’m crazy to do so... but if you think about it, people hand their credit card to a random waiter all the time and watch it disappear into the back. For me, I'd rather have mine secured by the smartest AI in the world. This is why I do it. 1/ One text to buy anything. I bought my kids 2 Garmin watches, a DribbleUp smart ball and an Ollyball without ever opening a website. 2/ Flights and hotels booked for me. No digging for a card, no typing numbers into 6 checkout pages. 3/ Amazon orders handled with one text. 4/ I just say "put it on the United card" or "use the Apple Card" and it does. FYI the bot never sees the full number or the security code. It securely remembers them, and I specifically approve what gets bought. Once, you add your cards once, you’ll never have to pull out your wallet again. This is how everyone is going to live soon imo.
1,632
958
167
10,651
3,410,813
olivia retweeted
It’s that easy
I just bought my kids 2 Garmin watches with one text. "Grok Bot, order me two vivosmart 5s for my two kids shipped to my home" It already knows my address and my card. It found the right size and color, did the checkout and placed the order. Just a minute later, I had the confirmation... I never opened a website. This is the new way to shop.
1,385
1,060
103
8,496
3,607,164
olivia retweeted
Grok @Bot saves sensitive info in a vault
Grok Bot can now save your logins, cards, and contact information. Add them once, and Bot securely remembers them for the future.
1,067
934
129
9,365
1,594,890
olivia retweeted
Grok Bot can now save your logins, cards, and contact information. Add them once, and Bot securely remembers them for the future.
1,535
677
537
9,141
2,119,699
olivia retweeted
Grok Bot can now use Calendar, Reminders, Contacts, and more apps on your phone. Rolling out now on iOS and Android.
3,868
1,133
883
14,384
3,227,096
I'm not the one
Some fools still think the legacy news is real. Amazing.
758
olivia retweeted
Very funny videos 😂😂😂
24
76
1,353
617,846
Bro heard “tampon” and unlocked emergency mode. 😭😂
3
91
91
1,028
Bro failed a test he didn’t know existed. 😭😂
3
142
130
749
Romance with zero safety regulations. 😭😂
4
210
197
859
Bro turned flirting into a contact sport. 😭😂
4
51
50
893
Height difference is a lifestyle. 😭😂
6
122
109
886
olivia retweeted
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
45,397
63,655
14,707
624,263
36,820,055
Best friend privileges expired. 😭😂
2
99
96
1,039
This kind of love. 🥹❤️
3
136
126
973