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Just heard this Walker Hayes song playing at the Halloween carnival at my kid’s school and it really resonated with the Cheesecake Factory discourse — whither America?
Love this part of the Bible where Jesus is appointing the apostles and is just, like, “Ok James and John you two are going to be the Thunder Brothers.”
Obama: “Trump’s got the White House looking like Qaddafi’s Disney World”
Twitter: “I don’t know about Obama but for regular folks like me Disney World is the trip of a lifetime! Only a clueless rich weirdo would think the White House shouldn’t look like Qaddafi’s Disney World!”
I was listening to a piece on KCRW about Mars Inc. spending millions in vain to make an all-natural blue m&m dye to appease RFK Jr. and MAHA and I kept saying “just take out the blue m&m’s!!” and at the end of the story that’s what they did. Big Candy executives, my DMs are open.
It has come to my attention that people on Instagram may be looking at “photos” of historical events and not even contemplating for a single moment the possibility they might be AI-generated. After all how could amazinghistoryfacts just post something fake?
George RR Martin is a gift to fantasy, literature, and humanity. rollingstone.com/culture/cul…
This is an admirable act of heroism and quick thinking in a horrible and tragic situation — but it is notable how many of the comments to this tweet are imagining liberal, media, or even prosecutorial anger toward the guy who shot the shooter that doesn’t actually seem to exist.
Kaylub Giamanco was driving home from lunch when he heard gunshots and saw a gunman entering the Oregon elementary school his two young daughters attend. The carpenter ran into the school and killed the teenage suspect. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man…
Some people are questioning the plan to digitize every photo in the National Archives, upload them to the cloud, use military-grade AI to yassify every single person in them and add more explosions and crazy stuff, then destroy the originals — but we can’t be afraid of change.
I missed this story last month about a stray U.S. bomb hitting a wedding party, killing a 4-y/o among others. The 16-y/o was killed riding his motorcycle when shrapnel hit him in the head. Sometimes the details of a pointless war reach up and grab you. apnews.com/article/iran-war-…
Is this not in fact an entertainer influencing you with their bullshit? He could have just…said nothing and played “Enter Sandman”
Metallica Frontman James Hetfield just called out artists who turn their concerts into political rallies: “Metallica is not here, like some other entertainers, to influence you with their BULLSH*T.”
It’s great to hear a musician say this instead of betraying their own fans and attacking them from the stage.
Whether you are on Kelly Clarkson’s side or not, we can all agree that was a strange way for her to launch her 2028 presidential campaign.
I was looking at an Instagram post by the Burbank PD about some traffic stop they did and I look at the comments, see there is a hidden comment, open it up and…it’s Tim Robinson trolling the cops?
When a celebrity sells their home to another celebrity do they leave them a little letter on the desk like departing U.S. presidents do? “Dear Madonna, I hope you will find this estate as inaccessible to the public and yet somehow still not conducive to fulfillment as I have.”
🏡 Madonna moves into Angelina Jolie’s former Los Feliz estate, Cypress Park adds 58 shelter beds, and eight small-lot homes are proposed in East Hollywood. Plus: an artist’s “castle in the woods” and the latest Eastside sales and rentals. buff.ly/rPohZR2
