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im actually going to start changing my account now. slowly though so you guys know im changing it. no longer will i be jfk
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THEYRE DOING GAY ABORTIONS IN WALMART RIGHT NOW
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streets are saying they’re changing Uncle Sam to be Uncle Pussy 👀
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“they elected a trans woman!!” “that’s great!” “in alabama”
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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Have your pronouns ready by tomorrow morning @JoeRogan
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WE ARE TURNING MAR-A-LAGO INTO A RAINFOREST CAFE
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and while we’re at it fuck ronald reagan
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YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
END OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE? DEMS COULD ACT AFTER STATE LEGISLATIVE GAINS Democrats’ new trifectas in Pennsylvania, Michigan, Arizona, Wisconsin, and Nevada could let them push the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact past the 270-electoral-vote threshold needed to take effect. The compact currently covers 222 electoral votes. Adding the five states’ 61 votes would bring it to 283. Once active, participating states would award their electors to the national popular-vote winner rather than the candidate who won their state.
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MY TEXAS BLUE AND MY SENATOR FREAKY
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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This midterm election was promised to me 3000 years ago
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imagine asking al gore to take a 0.5x selfie for teen vogue
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they're developing hallmark ramadan movies
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them/theyta centers in every county
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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Rebecca Cooke has won Wisconsin's 3rd Congressional District election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. (via NBC)
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say bye bye to some gerrymandering and hello to same gendermarrying
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WE ALL GETTING ABORTIONS TONIGHT!
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Dems have won every one of the 13 colonies, making this is the new commie corridor
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