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I went to the movies but they didnt accept tap to pay and I didnt bring my wallet, so I asked the nearest person if they would be willing to use their card to buy my ticket, and I could send them the money
Bro just bought my ticket and said "dont worry about it :)" 😭😭😭
And THEN I went to Wendys, which was supposed to be drive-through only at that hour but they left the doors unlocked 💀 I was like oh fuck SORRY I'm not supposed to be here! but this guy let me order to-go anyways, and when I asked where to pay, bro just went "you're all set :)"
⁽ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ⁾ 𓅻 𝗚𝗨𝗡𝗞 𓅻 retweeted
just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said “oh my god are those its eyes?!” duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
Just got an ad that said "if you've been online lately, you've probably heard of Irish curls" and openly out loud said
"Oh my god that isnt real, nothing is real, people are just making shit up leave me ALOOOONNNEEE"
⁽ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ⁾ 𓅻 𝗚𝗨𝗡𝗞 𓅻 retweeted
A few bowhead whales born around 1815 might still be alive. They were in their 30s when they first saw a commercial whaling ship; in their 60s when they first heard a propellor; over 100 the first time they heard sonar. I wonder if they remember the silent ocean.
⁽ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ⁾ 𓅻 𝗚𝗨𝗡𝗞 𓅻 retweeted
not to be the one oomf who's too feminist but it's insane the way sexual access to women is consistently dangled as the reward to men for any moral stance
In retrospect, my Grandma making a game to play with me, called "fact or opinion" where we would say something, and the determine if it was fact or opinion, is perhaps developmentally something MANY MISSED and was probabky very good for me.
⁽ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ⁾ 𓅻 𝗚𝗨𝗡𝗞 𓅻 retweeted
Why is it this discourse only happens when women express a dislike of dick and/or balls & never when gay men call vaginas fishy or any of the hundred other terms they have for disliking vaginas?
⁽ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ⁾ 𓅻 𝗚𝗨𝗡𝗞 𓅻 retweeted
"Banning incest porn is the FIRST step to fascism" is such a privileged take because it means YOU were able to ignore censorship until it affected your kinks while others are being bombed, lynched and put in detention centers and you weren't talking about it because you dont care
⁽ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ⁾ 𓅻 𝗚𝗨𝗡𝗞 𓅻 retweeted
idk if porn bans are effective, since it’s never been properly implemented. But the meltdowns over it are hilarious & calling it the “beginning of a slippery slope” ignores that censorship has already been in effect. your activism begins and ends with masturbatory freedom
⁽ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ⁾ 𓅻 𝗚𝗨𝗡𝗞 𓅻 retweeted
While it’s true some people dismiss astrology on misogynist grounds, I’m afraid that Le Guin said it best.
