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shree rathnam benne masala dosa

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Joined August 2021
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some days i want to sneeze a sneeze so big that a small sized die falls out of each nostril and rolls a perfect 12 indicating that i have a double turn which means I have to sneeze the big sneeze again
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had an amritsari kulcha that dislodged my molar fillings
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i like to walk in the shower because no one can see me crying
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some days i wake up and think why
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something very terrible and scary will happen if I stop scrolling and sleep
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triste pq ninguno de mis amigos me invita a tirarnos de un puente como decía mi mamá
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genuinamente creo q estoy pasando por el peor momento de mi vida
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copius amounts of whisky consumed in the past two weeks im thinking of switching to sugar as my vice of choice
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i am going to fix my eyesight by forcing my eyes to see without glasses
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have become the worst version of myself
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i have decided to resume thinking again
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jezus christ what a movie
time to watch primetime
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time to watch primetime
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Dilli wale kaise dheeth hain by God. Kal sab saale bolenge Punjab mein crop burning kyun ho rahi hai.
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is there a way to permanently feel the way i do after having coffee
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im gonna be real with y’all, you couldn’t pay me a million dollars to give a shit about what bakwasmaster is up to
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just saw my favourite english teacher from school who probably saved me from kmsing post a picture in Banaras with a full forehead tilak in front of #that temple I'm so heartbroken I need a moment
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this can't be real man pls tell me she's doing this under immense peer pressure
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the most accurate gauge for delhi pollution is how dusty the train is at 9pm
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yet again sautela treatment to red line by dmrc
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hôpital
had an espresso like shot made with a moka pot and now I have a heart attack scheduled at 2:07pm
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