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Or how much of it you’ll go through when you’re dealing with spit-up, blowouts, and mid-change meltdowns.
And the weather. Honestly, let's put babies in footie jammies 24/7. But then, what kinda math sorcery do I need to calculate how many I need? 6/
I know how to look at hundreds of spreadsheets and synthesize what’s best for my family. So I buckled up and started doing what I do best: build stuff with millions of data points. I built a planner for 0–12M baby clothes based on weather + laundry.
Want it? Ask me. 8/
Baby clothes are a scam and I will die on this hill
Before I had a kid, I thought baby clothes were cute. Little onesies! Tiny shoes! I couldn't wait to buy ALL OF THEM.
Then I had a baby. And it slowly dawned on me that baby clothes are a psyop designed to break you.
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I have an actual PhD & still couldn’t line 'em up at 3AM with a crying newborn projectile sharting across the room.
The well-meaning old ladies at the grocery store preaching the gospel of baby hats. Do you think he’s about to hop on a zoom call with the league of mad-hatters? 4/
They can’t tell you if they’re hot or cold, so you’re just out here trying to Goldilocks them into survival. Googling “How many layers for a newborn at night at 67 degrees? Wtaf is TOG?”
And don’t even get me started about snaps. Snap-bottom onesies nearly broke me. 3/
I started out trying to get him “ready for the day.” Because I watched a GRWM mom influencer tiktok (thanks pp hormones on steroids and middle of the night feeds). Well, that was a game of wrestlemania topped with diaper roulette that I am not gonna play anymore.
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"Bought a used baby monitor off Facebook Marketplace. Turned it on and heard someone whisper, ‘You came back.’ Nope. Absolutely not."
Daily reason #2 to stay on #Facebook #marketplace instead of joining momfia.ai.
Pathaan is the story of a homeless ticktock influencer played by shahrukh who has to avenge the loss of followers from deepika draco kardashian. then the tenet lady sells them dabur amla kesh tel that saves the day and their hair. john abraham is also there. im going to love this
dr strange had a vision into a million of these votes and in every single one of them kevin mccarthy was used to mop the floor of the house even in the one that he won
