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The spam texts are evolving. They know what they’re doing. Like this almost worked on me
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If anyone wants to contribute a gift to the soon bday girl 💕venmo.com/u/leahv1103
cash.app/$pirdbooop
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If my brain still works This Way in 3-5 Years I might have to become one of those people who goes to a Rock Climbing Gym
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Your husband smacks your butt as you unplug the crock pot full of buffalo dip
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Burped so hard accidentally I Fus Roh Dah'd my autistic grandson over the local Walmart
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If he’s a serial killer, then what’s the worst that can happen to a girl who’s already hurt
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Once you realize that most marriages for most of history are companionate ones of convenience between two people who found each other “mostly ok,” you can’t unsee it. But it explains a lot.
And “mostly ok” is mostly ok for most people. Very few are capable of grand passions.


















