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EL WIRO

Chicago, IL
Joined August 2025
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Type of shit ur parents say when ur freshly six years old then claim it never happened
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Took a shower as a male
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Woke up and Chicago decided it was winter
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como se dice.. penis sex
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Nobody be getting drunker than fat mexicans
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I’m Losing it
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midwest maxing today. starting my day with caribou coffee. lunch is gonna be a culver’s butter burger and cheese curds. then “ope, i’m gonna squeeze right past ya” at hyvee to get my ingredients for walking tacos and scotcheroos
You’re as beautiful as the day we lost you
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Who won the erection
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naming my son bitch lasagna
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just voted blue in illinois
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