Calgary, Alberta
Joined December 2008
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Imagine Microsoft Teams was like MSN and you could change your status and passive aggressively sign in and out like “Paula | Love all my hats I get to wear” just signed in, over and over.
@WestJet is easily becoming the worst airline to fly in North America. I just arrived from a flight and have a layover to get to Vancouver. My Vancouver flight is delayed and I arrived early. I went to see if there was seats available on the earlier flight that was boarding and
Was told yes there’s seats but I have to pay $150 if I want it. So they have my flight delayed. Have another earlier flight with empty seats. But are not going to let me on it. You think that they would try and make customers happy with their service where they can but instead
Ozempic is cool till you’re flying down Deerfoot and suddenly have to puke so you quickly unscrew your Owala tumbler and use it to catch your mess but it’s filling up so you have to pull over on Deerfoot while puking and you get out and puke while also trying not to die.
Losing my dad and my memere just over a month apart has my tiny brain convinced that everyone around me is going to die one after another so that is very cool, I’m doing great!!!!!!
I’m flying back home after being in Sudbury for three weeks and it’s a weird feeling because I don’t really have anything to come back here for
My dad really pranked me by dying the week before Father’s Day but I gave him his gift the day before he died so I get to skip that day this year. Jokes on him
My dad died today and I only know how to cope with things with humour and I think people think I’m a monster
At this point Dereck and I are pretty much in a long distance relationship again. It’s actually the worst.
Once I asked Dereck a question about @cmcdavid97 but thought his name was Connor McDonald and ill never hear the end of it
I really want an energy drink right now cause I’m so tired but I haven’t had one in 7 months and it’s a slippery slope. Caffeine free life (outside of pop) is hard.
I have so many dumb little thoughts in my head and I always think about tweeting them but no one knows about this app so now what? Do I write all my thoughts in notes?? This is especially bad when @hell2pay403 is on the other side of the world
I have extremely skinny legs for my body size and have basically lived in leggings for 12+ years because finding pants that fit my waist and legs was impossible. I recently became determined to stop wearing leggings and now I’m a baggy pant girlie 😎
