I've not tweeted in almost two years but this feels important - de-banked is not a word.

When you have a mixed triple sandwich do you ever wonder who got the other half of all your sandwiches?

I think currently my favourite of all my children is Bing.

I know we're in a global pandemic but Harry mixing up all the colours of his new play doh feels like a more stressful situation in the moment.

Gratinated oysters, crab and smoked salmon cocktail, roast turkey dinner, Christmas pudding, mint matchmakers, quality street, sausage rolls, Terry's chocolate orange, turkey sandwiches, cake, cheese and biscuits, trifle, yule log, roses. Bed.

...... And yuletide felicitations to you.

That seems to be it then. If you are hungry you will remain hungry, of you are homeless you will remain homeless, if you are a comfortably off wanker you will remain a comfortably off wanker. I have transitioned from a hopeful labour supporter to a heartbroken labour supporter.

A standing height desk we installed today at @bpnarchitects

Laying a dance floor the other day in a temporary structure (expected use of 2 - 3 years). Everyone involved is now nursing a few aches from a long heavy day. It's always an odd experience to start the day with an… instagram.com/p/B4AWi0ml4Zl/…

Can everyone stop purveying things and just go back to selling them?

A space is available to let in our workshop studios, now our friends at @fiercefestival have moved on. It's 5.2m x 3.85m with a ceiling height of 2.5m. If you'd like to stop by for a chat please get in touch. It… instagram.com/p/B1_duApF1dR/…

We've been working on this on and off over the last 3 days. It's finished for now as a publishing fair takes place around it. Next week it becomes a monster head based stage for metal bands to play on.... Obviously.

One of my favourite things to do when meeting another matt of a similar age to me is to ask if his middle name is James. For some reason it usually is.

My big worry about the formation of a new political party is that there aren't really any good colours left for the branding. Maybe a neon is the way to go or stripes...

Is this useful to anyone? It's off cuts of sundeala k pin board. They're 1200mm by I think 230mm and there's about 50 of them.Could be joined to make larger pin boards. Useful as sound insulation? Pin up wall in your office or studio?

.....and yuletide felicitations to you.

A bracing walk in the woods

There's a cat in the tinsel, what are we gonna do?