Former chef, currently driving a flower delivery van. Writer, wife, dog-mom. First person to type "totes mcgoats" on the internet, but #noreceipts
Louisville, ky
Joined February 2009
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Marsha Lynch retweeted
17th century French artist Louise Moillon achieved fame with her beautifully precise still-lifes ~ here’s her Basket of Plums (1629)
Was dreading my Dr appt bc I figured all this election stress would have my numbers f'd up but no: A1c went down, bp 116/70, pulse 67, OS 100%.
Would anyone like to kickbox this 61 yr old woman?
There could be video of Muck and Dump shitting on piles of mail-in ballots & people would say it's AI. The DNCC is too wimpy to look into anything lest people think it unseemly, seeing as how election denying was so out of fashion 4 yrs ago. I fear we're stuck with this result 🫠
I haven't read a Greenwald column in years (used to think he was great) & I wondered what kind of BS he's spewing after this election so I allllmost looked it up, but I'm afraid it'll be worse than I think
This was me Wednesday morning
Imagine sobbing and a monkey starts performing parkour on your head
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My husband, in a bleak space this week, guesses the goal of all this is to finally tie the US Dollar to crypto. I hope he's wrong
Marsha Lynch retweeted
My kid made these 32 paper footballs and drew all these logos on them.
I thought they were so dope, had to post em 🔥
@NFL
Today I was remembering one of the first Xmases John & I were together. I bought him a SPECIAL WATCH that kept PERFECT TIME w/ the World Clock, as long as you didn't let the battery run down (communicated with SATELLITES!). Now we all have that in our pocket.
Spent some💰, too🤣
I'm trying to imagine what Fuck Nuentes is doing right now. Sobbing in a hotel room that cost at least $800 would be my first bet
So. After ruminating a couple of days, here's what I think went so horribly wrong Tues:
We dems just can't resist running our presidential candidates through a purity test. GOP voters abandoned purity tests at least a decade ago, & it's done nothing but pay off for them. 1/3
The problem with such a diverse voting base is that sometimes ones "deal breaker" issue is at odds with someone else's in the big blob of amorphous, diverse voters - ones the strategists ALWAYS seem to count on every segment of to deliver votes. 2/3
Don't buy these until your body is ready to experience joy again. They are delightful. Not too sweet.
You guys, I guess later today the price of eggs drops instantly. I am gonna make soooooooo many omelets, and eat as many as I can before my social security gets taken away
Voted when the polls opened, as is our custom. I've never seen more than 8 people in our precinct voting at the same time as us. This morning? At least 100 people waiting in line for ballots
Ugh, a cook went crazy with the star anise in the mole sauce on the mexican eats we ordered tonight. I prefer it without, can tolerate it a bit, but they treated it less like a potent spice you should grind finely & add in tiny doses and more like a box of Honeycomb cereal
Marsha Lynch retweeted
when protecting pussies and firing pussies can happen all in one vote #votecauseicant #TanSuitSeason