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THE GIFT OF THE GAB

Joined October 2010
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OH SHE ATE THIS LMAOOO😭😭😭
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There aren’t enough classically trained gays anymore this video should have thousands of likes
"you know who i want you to play? katharine hepburn." every time parker posey gets hit with hepburn allegations, the sun comes out and my heart explodes. like that's for ME.
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I just know me and Ru would ki over my music
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im ashamed to have been saying this for years and not known it came from her
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5 years ago today, we saw the first "yassification" of something on the internet.
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People born on feb 9th
Really odd that Christmas Day is the most uncommon birthday.
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NATHAN FOR YOU has daughters!
Can I make an aging bushwick dj go viral???
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Me to Lady Gaga every time I hear the minute-long guitar outro on “The Queen”…
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Hate being caught with a tinfoil hat on but there’s a reason why celebs wear wired headphones and not AirPods/bluetooth.
مافيه انبوكسنق شنطه بدون سماعات سلك
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Lmaooo why is this so funny
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me making someone eat a chip with my mind
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how could one begin to translate “why don’t you put an easypass on that holland tunnel”
Screaming at the French dubbed episode of the Bronx lunch #RHONY
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Irish people when they're peeing
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Stan a bit !!!
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oh i know this was a kii
Frenemies in the early days before the troubles - Gore Vidal (b. 3 October), Truman Capote (b. 30 September), and Tennessee Williams, gay literary giants of the mid-20th Century 🏳️‍🌈
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Rihanna going from Good Girl Gone Bad era to Loud era
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When I was line leader in 4th grade
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And history was made
8 years ago today, Halsey released “Without Me.”
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and I’ve always said that
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Overheard Gen Z girls talking about how great the show Girls is and how they love the actress who plays Marnie, “Alison Roman”
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