@pleasecallmety

he/him - deep breaths - one day at a time.

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Joined December 2009
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y'all mind if i smile and appreciate life's beauty on the TL really quick 🙂‍↕️
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Good morning remember to moisturize!!
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Good night if you can't remember when you last flossed then today is the day 😁
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technically the eagles play today but god at what cost
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Robvolver 🛒
@BurnvolverOct 26
The Finals is probably better than the shooter you’re playing right now
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gimme a mick rocks ticket pls
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I'm not sad I just needed a beer on a rooftop on an October sunny day
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Sullivan King as the only EDM act?? Zero genre diversity 🤢
The Bonnarooster@TheBonnaroosterOct 23
Sonic Temple is looking GREAT!!! Who do you like booked so far??
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She doubled it lfg
ty. 👽🔊@pleasecallmetyOct 23
When your sister is in Vegas it's only right to send her $20 for roulette
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When your sister is in Vegas it's only right to send her $20 for roulette
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I think the iPhone duo is a good design but the software is still behind what can be done on an android dual screen phone
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If PA can make an entire lottery to benefit their older generations, you better believe these companies are trying to prop social security up in the same way.
Astro-Creep@JOrtega95Oct 22
Draft Kings and FanDuel needs to die.
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Good morning stand by your morals and values and maybe tell your cousin to stop sharing ai political garbage and make this years Christmas party a little more uncomfortable
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I love food, man.
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Did you know that the original Spiderman movie is what made NYC a popular city?
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Needing my hydration habit reminder again 😞 (I got a dehydration headache today 😞)
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Love my silly little job and my silly little side work that includes buying food for the corporate meetings
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Kish 🇭🇹
@kishswimOct 20
If you got a gaming PC rn go hug it right now cause you gonna be keeping it for a long time
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Stimothée Chalamet@barntlarOct 21
God I appreciate people who can just riff with you
Ken LaVicka
@KLVsaysOct 20
the random woman who goes toe-to-toe with Conan, one of the great comedic riffers of all-time, in the final :30 of this is one of the most impressive things i've seen in a long time
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