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Plesiosaurus

@plesiosaurusrex

#notalochnessmonster #nessiesux

 Mesozoic Era
Joined February 2026
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PLEASE GOD NOT AGAIN
DramaAlert (@DramaAlert) profile pictureDramaAlert
@DramaAlertFeb 24
Beautiful fireball spotted near Mount Fuji
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you're laughing. my family's corpses are on fucking display and you're LAUGHING.
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T Rex
@dinoincrisisSep 10
i never felt so alone
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who's birthday is it? i found these weird balloons today and i-
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EddySpaghetti@EddySpagh3tt1Sep 6
My brother right now (he’s in jail)
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The Lobster (@LikeableLobster) profile picture
The Lobster@LikeableLobsterSep 5
Perhaps we are all lobsters on The Inside.
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y'all always gotta bring us into every discussion ugh
Deep Thoughts (@DeepWithoutDeep) profile pictureDeep Thoughts
@DeepWithoutDeepSep 5
The 1st Kirkaversary is coming up!
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i really lie dormant for a few months and then come back to stir the prehistoric pot
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you're laughing. this was the first thing i saw during my morning swim and you're laughing.
T Rex (@dinoincrisis) profile pictureT Rex
@dinoincrisisSep 5
i like to swim
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can you fucking stop?
The San Andreas Fault (@sanandreafault) profile pictureThe San Andreas Fault
@sanandreafaultSep 4
What if I earthquaked tomorrow lol
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cause she's a fake fucking skank. imposter.
didyoujustsaywig (@2002scoobydoo) profile picturedidyoujustsaywig
@2002scoobydooAug 29
the Loch Ness monster when no one is looking:
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fat fuck
Oceaiii🐋🐬 (@oceaiii) profile pictureOceaiii🐋🐬
@oceaiiiAug 31
Famous footage of one of the largest recorded Great White Sharks, demonstrating the surprisingly calm nature of these massive apex predators when not hunting.
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the plesiosaurus only surfaces at night to ponder at the moon.
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jehovah's fishnesses strike again
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this guy thinks he's so fucking funny
JØ$Ħ (@JoshuaNL24) profile pictureJØ$Ħ@JoshuaNL24Sep 4
Saw ur mom at the museum today
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I HAVE HAD ENOUGH
All day Astronomy (@forallcurious) profile pictureAll day Astronomy
@forallcuriousAug 29
A green meteor, Milky Way and a mountain!
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had to wait like fifteen fucking minutes for an entire school of fish to pass. #fuck today.
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which one of you sick fucks pissed in the ocean today?
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The Lobster@LikeableLobsterAug 20
The Lobster gets sad sometimes.
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the fuck are they doing nextdoor?
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you're mad but this is me
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