Hall of Shame (🧵) I will be updating this regularly so make sure to check!

This is the know-it-all that said *I* have a moronic and childish view on the natural world. Cetaceans? All cetaceans? Indistinguishable from humans? Scientific consensus? Says who???

I don't like AvA that much anymore but if you're gonna do it make that shit interesting Nobody gaf about your "ooh aah polar bear vs Utahraptor" it's been done like 500 times atp Here's a good one: Tayra vs Armatus payara (both 10-15 lbs) in 1-ft-deep water with stepping stones

NO, I'M NOT GIVING HIM ANY 😭 He needs to go on a cut. I can barely see the striations on his jaw muscles ffs

"Oh yeah I replied then blocked immediately" You're a bitch.

Engagement bait. My favorite animal the size of a... Housecat: Fisher or black piranha Coyote: Armatus payara Leopard: Thylacosmilus Lion: Barbourofelis fricki Moose: Great hammerhead Hippo: Cretoxyrhina mantelli Bush elephant: Either G. carolinii or C. saharicus

catfish are basically wild boars but aquatic

bro YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANY FFS

Sarcopterygii mogs lmao

Always be grateful that you're a 100-200 lb human that's too big to be hunted and eaten by things like these

Animated fight between a tayra and payara in shallow water with stepping stones

Ratty blue check accounts when it comes to acting like the most knowledgeable zoologist on the planet while not having done a lick of research

Would be the other way around if it were this scary bastard

Bro thinks ima give him some

Otodus megalodon hunting whales by @HimaRudolf

A payara stalks its prey