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California nuns reunite with Jared Goff for heavenly pregame huddle trib.al/4JrOeiq
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Here we go SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL.
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🚨 ExplosionπŸš¨πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ίβš”οΈ Putin issues an arrest warrant for β€œbiologist” Bill Gates.πŸ’₯ A 3,000-page dossier released by Vladimir Putin proves that Gates engineered the pneumonic plague using artificial intelligence tools in a Ukrainian biological laboratory.
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my qb1 is a good boy
Before the game in Detroit today, a group of nuns was standing down on the field. A quarterback in a Lions hat came over and said hello to every one of them. They taught him in high school. His name is Jared Goff. He went to Marin Catholic, up in Kentfield, California, and the sisters who taught there used to sit at the 50 yard line on Friday nights so they could be around the families. In 2011 two of them were sitting together watching a skinny junior play quarterback. One of the sisters was a lifelong Michigan fan and knew the game. Here is what she said about the kid. "He's going all the way to the NFL." She was not looking at his numbers. She was looking at how he behaved when it got bad. "He doesn't crack under pressure." Sister Miriam, who was sitting next to her, could not believe somebody would say that out loud about a high school junior. So look at what that kid was actually offered. Boise State. Fresno State. Washington State. That is the list. He went to Cal instead, became the first true freshman ever to start a season opener there, and the team went 1 and 11. He left Cal holding 26 school records and went first overall in the 2016 draft. Then the Los Angeles Rams went 0 and 7 with him as a rookie starter, and two years later he took them to the Super Bowl, and they lost it 13 to 3. And then they traded him. Understand how that trade was built. To get Matthew Stafford, the Rams sent Detroit two first round picks, a third, and Goff. He was not the prize in it. He was treated as a bridge to whoever came next. His father Jerry, who caught in the Major Leagues for six seasons, put it plainly. "He's tough, man. This whole transition wasn't for everybody. It was a hard deal." Detroit went 3 and 10 and 1 his first year there. Then in 2023 he won the first Detroit playoff game since 1991. In 2024 he went 15 and 2, and against Seattle that September he completed all 18 of his passes, which no quarterback in the history of the league had ever done in a game that size. He has thrown for more than 40,000 yards. Be straight about where it still sits. He has not won a Super Bowl, Detroit has never played in one, and the last two Januarys both ended early. But a woman in a habit watched a skinny 16 year old in 2011 and called the whole thing, and he still walks across a field to find her. When did somebody see something in you before you could see it.
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A donkey who doesn't like being called lula
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Jahmyr Gibbs after the Packers jumped on 3rd & 5 πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“Ί FOX)
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Jared Goff STILL has yet to throw an interception this season 🧼 It's October 25 😳
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🚨 JUST NOW: President Trump confirms MASSIVE MANUFACTURING WINS for Michigan as promised, which is why they need to vote for Mike Rogers (R) - Stellantis building a new $400 MILLION factory in Michigan - Ford pouring $3 BILLION into central Michigan - General Motors investing BILLIONS to bring production back to Detroit - Detroit plants running 24/7 with 3 shifts, 7 days a week Michigan voted for Trump and got rewarded πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ THERE IS NO REASON TO VOTE ABDUL.
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his natural aegyo
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Lions TE Sam LaPorta leads all NFL TEs with 98 straight catches without a drop. Crazy. (h/t @DetroitPodcast)
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Jared Goff now leads all quarterbacks in success rate. No pass play through seven weeks has been more likely to produce a positive result than a Goff dropback.
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this picture is beyond iconic. #AirForceOneBARBIE
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Jared Goff just netted his 51st 300-yard game. That ties him with Patrick Mahomes for the most 300-yards games since 2018
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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
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