To translate this to normal speech, they fired a guy who past 20 years been manually deploying patches to prod and replaced him with AI. AI can't figure out the root password because it's written on sticky note below his desk. They're trying to locate the desk.
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed they're not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as msft.it/6013xBHsf if the admin center is not available to you.
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theyre ACTUALLY tryna gaslight this guy in his replies bro. we DONT NEED GEN AI, there is literally ZERO positives to it and its not even good at the job its doing. at least cars and phones and computers actually fucking do something for us. YOUR BRAIN IS UR GENERATIVE AI, USE IT
my dad hit an alien heading home from the bar last night busted its legs up real bad we’ve been torturing it in the garage for like 6 hours now lol
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bro thinks saying this will save him from being fed to 50 starving lions
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people putting this disgusting 60fps interpolation on a perfectly gorgeous pieces of animation is a plague actually
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