he/him || visceras number one fan since like yesterday i guess || im 18
in pursuit
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American Psycho wouldn’t work without the revelation that the cartoonish slasher violence is only a fantasy that Bateman believes in order to convince himself that he’s an interesting person.
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I still cannot believe these are real photos that exist in our timeline
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"Aw man, i wished Springtrap/William was in the Fortnite collab"
William's purple balls:
ethan pulled spiders retweeted
DBD killer designs are extremely uninspired, you have gambleslop, projectile slop, stealth slop. I don't remember the last time we had a killer release that was special. Maybe we should have something new, like a gorilla who's a scientist, maybe include some lightning power.
ethan pulled spiders retweeted
typing "have you read this book", erasing "have" and typing "did", so when you post your tweet it says "did you read this book", but unbeknownst to your audience, "read" is still the past participle and pronounced "red" and it's ungrammatical
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what do British people call pins and needles? Feels like one of those things where I’m gonna be minding my business some day and get jump scared by someone telling me y’all call it something like “millions and billions of crumpet spiders”
ethan pulled spiders retweeted
WAIT!! YOU AIN’T GOT NO LIPS!!! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EAT POTATO CHIPS?!?
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My hand was slowly turning moldy green from bruising after IV so I felt like michael afton walking through the neighborhood
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dirty bird? nope
creature adventure? oh yes
I'm gonna melt into slime this took forever
