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polly

@pollytechnik

a hermit living in the big city

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Joined February 2009
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I figured it sounded like if other people were trying to get him then it would be ok. I’m so glad he’s home! It made me worry!
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I tried to run after him but he was too fast. When I got to the sorting office I asked a passer by if they’d seen a dog and they said it had run to the station and some people were trying to catch him
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Ah that’s amazing! I was walking back from hilly fields with my dog, crossing harefield and wickham when I saw your dog run past….
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If anyone in brockley has lost their dog wearing a little red jacket, it’s run to the station.
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.@glastonbury lamenting a "pipeline problem" while @BBC6Music are banging out a whole day of music by women to celebrate #IWD 🧐
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Guys they did it. They made the worst ad ever.
Engineering Explained (@jasonfenske13) profile pictureEngineering Explained@jasonfenske131 Dec 2022
WHAT. IS. THIS. You absolutely must watch (with sound) Lamborghini's latest debut video. If you make it to 25 seconds, there's no turning back.
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IDK man, probably just shut down for good and go home.
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk18 Nov 2022
What should Twitter do next?
I’m afraid it’s not about demand out stripping supply. It’s about the seetickets website being unfit for purpose.
Fucking great read theverge.com/2022/10/28/2342…
Welcome to hell, Elon

Welcome to hell, Elon

Owning Twitter means owning a host of impossible political problems. Is Elon ready?

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Roses are red, violets are cute,
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNews28 Oct 2022
Teen describes "freaky" encounter with man in "gimp suit" bbc.in/3zpb0yo
North Somerset 'gimp' sightings: Teen describes freaky encounter

North Somerset 'gimp' sightings: Teen describes freaky encounter

A man has been arrested on suspicion of causing a public nuisance and released on bail.

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Death Knell for democracy 🔔
Suella Braverman (@SuellaBraverman) profile pictureSuella Braverman
@SuellaBraverman25 Oct 2022
I am honoured to be appointed by the Prime Minister to serve as Home Secretary. We will work hard to control our borders, maintain our security and keep our streets safe.
Bahahahahhaahaaaa!!!!
Just Stop Oil (@JustStop_Oil) profile pictureJust Stop Oil
@JustStop_Oil25 Oct 2022
🚨 BREAKING: FOSSIL FUEL LOBBYIST HQ SPRAYED WITH PAINT 🚨 🚧 At 11am today, six Just Stop Oil supporters blocked the road and sprayed paint on 55 Tufton Street – headquarters of fossil fuel lobbyists that backed Liz Truss. #FreeLouis #FreeJosh #CivilResistance #A22Network
Might as well be Mr Blobby at this stage.
It’s mad how so many Tory MPs can all send out the same shitty slogan on a pre-planned pdf template in so little time.
So the Tories are blatantly putting party before country now and not even pretending to hide it. Leadership above all else, and fuck the consequences.

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