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दिल तो बच्चा है जी 🤌🏻 Busy Roasting Life | Sharing Light hearted Banter | Coffee & Sarcasm ~

Pune, India
Joined October 2024
Yeh Chhoti Diwali, Diwali se kitni Chhoti h🤔
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Aa jao frendz delicious Gajar halwa 😋
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A biker's dream rangoli
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Leaving office for Diwali holidays 😃
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Sometimes, Nature humbles you in unexpected ways. Don't resit it. Embrace it.
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Are you ready? " फूल भी हैं और फुलझड़ी भी" 😀🌸✨💫
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This was childhood love ❤️
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2027: India's Golden Window Begins✨ The stars are aligning for India, and it is not by accident. Three decisive shifts converging at the end of 2026 prove that 2027 onwards will be the start of India's best time. 1. The End of Trump's Trade Bullying Donald Trump's Republican Party is set to lose the US mid-term elections in November 2026. The reason is clear - tariffs, trade wars, and inflation have hurt the American voter. Once Republicans lose the House and Senate, Trump becomes a lame-duck President. His power to weaponize tariffs against India ends. Modi knows this clock is ticking, which is why India is not surrendering in the trade deal talks. 2. The Exit of the Pro-China UN Chief The current UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres, widely seen as soft on China and backed by Beijing's influence in the UN system, ends his tenure on 31st December 2026. For 10 years, China has used the UN to block India's interests - from NSG to UN Security Council seat to terrorism listings. With his exit, China's backdoor control over the UN collapses. 2027 will bring a new Secretary-General, opening the path for India's permanent seat claim and a fair global order. 3. Modi's Masterstroke - Deal on India's Terms Prime Minister Narendra Modi has read both calendars perfectly. He is deliberately delaying and negotiating the US trade deal till the end of 2026. He knows after the mid-terms, America will need India more than India needs America to counter China. India will get market access without compromising on agriculture, dairy, and data - a deal on its own terms. This is not a compromise, it is strategic patience. The conclusion is undeniable: With Trump's party weakened, the pro-China UN leadership gone, and a strong trade deal secured, the obstacles in front of India vanish from 1st January 2027. The world order will shift in India's favour, and India's golden period will begin. Jai Hind ✊🏻
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When Your Medical Reports Are Normal : 🇺🇸 : Thank God ! 🇮🇳 : Paise Barbad 😃
🤖 Made with AI
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Water Wednesday ❤️
Water Wednesday QT yours 🙏
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Bengali should be the official language of Bengaluru. Because, it's literally Bengal-uru
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This is somewhat like the love between Trump n Netanyahu😂 #iykyk
Can someone explain me what's happening here. Snake love or
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Indian parents' cure for everything: " 𝗣𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗸𝗮𝗺 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗼"... Fever, acne, heartbreak... sab ka ek hi ilaaj...!!
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may you learn to release what no longer serves your soul, and welcome what makes your spirit feel alive
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Good Morning X 😴😴
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Blessing your timeline with some sunflowers
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Pink melting into whispers of white, like a little piece of poetry painted by nature, where every petal carries its own quiet magic ! #theme_pic_India_flowers
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Thanks to Mr Trump, I got this induction stove few months ago. And has it been a lifesaver on many occasions! Wonder why I never got it before... Today morning at 6.15am the piped gas stopped working and when I called the helpline,they said thanks for informing 🙃, seems to be some problem in the line and will ge resolved in 2 hours. Due to this induction stove, breakfast was ready on time (but cast iron pan took forever and ever and ever to heat up) and thanks to Blinkit, I ordered bread and made sandwiches for tiffin. Basically White House and QCom saved the day. Gratitude post first thing in the morning today 😃
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Indian parenting logic: > Spend 15 years preparing a child for IIT. > Pay lakhs for coaching. > Sacrifice holidays, hobbies and childhood. > Make sure they get a good package. But what if child grows up successful but never learns how to be happy and enjoy life? Are we raising happy child or just preparing future corporate employee?
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