i need caleb to headlock me // LOCKED IN FOR XIAUGUST if you see a colonel twisting my words to catch me, i'm exactly where i wanna be.

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Joined July 2020
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a separate account for my calebmc nasty fics or should i just write on this one?
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so... what do we think about a #cleon week event for winter again?
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THE SHITTY (EX) PRESIDENT OF MY COUNTRY GOT VOTED OUT, EVERYONE CHEER!!!
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🍎🪷 professional cIeon thinker⁷ retweeted
Replying to @ccieswyt
this kinda makes me sad for them ☹️ like does nobody else in your life remember the little things or show interest in u?
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thats because i am beyonce and this is my burner account btw... but don't tell anyone
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wrong, i didnt say which people im talking about so i gave 0 "proof" not that i need to prove anything to u
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even my family doesnt give a fuck, mind you, less alone my friends. my best friend jokingly says that caleb is like their brother in law LMAO and every time they see sth apple related, they send it to me i even asked my mom to rank the lis (caleb was the 2nd hottest, i WIN!)
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work is soooooooo boring cant i go home already 😭😭😭
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well i don't wanna see THEIR dogwater takes, what now? i explained myself enough yesterday and then no one listened, so what's the point? easier to block them and save myself some peace
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we are mutually blocked, why are you screenshotting my tweets ?
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funny thing is that i have no idea what any of you are doing, my mutual sent me this tweet yet all of you have ME blocked and you're keeping up 🤣🤣
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SOMEONE JUST TRIED TO RESET MY TWITTER PASSWORD 🤣🤣🤣🤣 so jobless omgggg all because of one harmless tweet
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they don't give a fuck + i turned one of them into a caleb main on accident 🤣🤣
Try telling irl people you play a game with incest topic and see who would stay
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im shaming people for unfriending others over a pixel, not for liking him lmfao the only funny thing here is you opening your mouth to quote me on my OWN tweet and then block my ass before i can answer 🤣
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ok since youre stalking me, show me where i have said that i hate him first of all and then show me when i "talk shit abt him all the time" 🤣
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WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S ALREADY BEEN 141 DAYS???
Resident Evil Veronica Remake is now the RE Engine-era game that has gone the longest without a second official trailer, at 141 days. The previous record was held by Resident Evil 4 Remake, which went 140 days before getting its second trailer. #REBHFun
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a separate account for my calebmc nasty fics or should i just write on this one?
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