I took a walk through this #beautiful world. Felt the #cool #rain on my shoulders. @gulchpod @millexcel
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In the car with my most machiavellian buddy playing "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" to test her reaction.
Bananas used be seen as a decadent treat in the olden days. Hence the banana split.
My grandpa also told me that bananas cost the same now, as they did when he was a boy (not adjusting for inflation).
#BoringAnecdoteAboutMyLifeEncrouchedInADullLindyManStyleCulturalObservation
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
10.20.59
ALT P1- NANCY SEES A BUNCH OF BANANAS ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER NANCY: OH, BOY BANANAS P2- NANCY BEGINS TO PEEL A BANANA NANCY : AUNT FRITZI --- MAY I HAVE A BANANA? P3- FRITZI REPLIES VERY LOUDLY FRITZI: NO NANCY IS STARTLED BY HER AUNTS REPLY P4- QUICKLY NANCY SEWS UP THE BANANA WITH NEEDLE AND THREAD
Feeling concerned about my brain health because I read this thread earlier this morning understanding the name to be "Malford".
The T** R**inson cameo in You Can See Everything got a huge pop of laughter from my hipster theatre.
buying @calmandfunny one of these and forcing him to film Youtube Shorts in the kitchen titled "Lyndon B. Johnson Drank This Cocktail"
ODD FUTURE FANS:
We went from wearing Supreme to wearing Baby Bjorns.
From watching Loiter Squad to watching Bluey.
From screaming FREE EARL to singing lullabies with hushed voices.
If only Tyler, Earl, Frank, Domo, Syd, that white kid, Taco and the rest could see us now...
I want one of those technical fabric quarter zips that drape so beautifully off of men's nipples. They seem to be exclusively sold to 60 year old men.
