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i don't sell candles or vibrators, but i do sell little pictures of anything you may want a picture of
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saw a guy on the bus search “animal noises” on spotify and was really curious where it was going so i watched until he pressed play on god only knows by the beach boys
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Adventures in autotranslation
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I can assure you that any Democrat who “hit traffic” before the impeachment vote for Hegseth yesterday causing them to “miss” the vote would have been camped out inside the house all day if it meant blocking Medicare for All or anything that would help the general public
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Also worth keeping in mind that "impeachment" is a very mild penalty for what Hegseth has done (at least 120 individual child murders). Really, he should be delivered to the ICC on a little wheeled cart like Hannibal Lecter.
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⚡️JUST IN: Iran's State TV released Exclusive Footage of an extremely large wave of Missiles being launched from an Underground Missile City during the 40-day War The entire sky is glowing due to the huge number of missiles
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persistent memory of one weekend in 2023 I went to a comedy show where multiple comedians said that comedy is the most dangerous job in the world and then the next day went to a wrestling show where in the main event dudes were bumping on cement and taking unprotected headshots
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(READING BATMAN WITH MY GIRLFRIEND) Batman is a complex character who reveals a lot about men’s obsession with retributive justice, violence, and hyperindividualism. (GIRLFRIEND LEAVES THE ROOM) if batman was a fire truck he would be the biggest fire truck in the whole world
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cisgender nonbinary is when everyone assumes you’re in the correct bathroom. Transgender nonbinary is when everyone thinks you’re in the wrong one
Replying to @catboyiancurtis
like i dont mean this in a "you binaries are SOOOOO privileged" obviously i understand im better off than the majority of trans women and that many binary trans people will also be visible forever but its like there is no such thing as a cisgender nonbinary. stealth is impossible
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Looking forward to when the White House stops posting like it's Nazi Joss Whedon
FYI: DEI is still dead.
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i know we’re all having fun and not to be the friend that’s too woke but all the jokes about enforcing blue hair and new pronouns etc are hitting a little off when like 4 states just passed bills that are gonna make life for trans kids even worse for no reason. and by big margins
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for sale: baby shoes, looked weird on me
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i like how much of the meta for political fundraising emails in the 21st century has been firmly established on all sides of the aisle as "bpd crashout"
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This Cat Who Invented Photoshop Hates Christian Youth Donut Shop Theme Music Band Less Than Jake patreon.com/achewood
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the internet told me this dish would take 16-18 minutes, but we're 50 minutes in and the main protein is still at 130 degrees. mid-bake sauce burnt to hell. rice and vegetables long since cold. why do i still trust recipes for anything ever
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does anyone know that one comic about a puppy wiggling through bad geometry in someone's apartment and almost noclipping into the skybox
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seared chard and asparagus with sun dried tomatoes and the olive oil they've been infusing, asian catfish fillets with green onions out of the backyard, and the last of my quinoa. everybody say I LOVE YOU FOOD BANK
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