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Music Writer, Petlife Manager: will usually be found at the head of the table at the stone soul picnic, despite always being the last to arrive.

Baltimore, MD
Joined August 2010
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Your statistics are as real as your hair.
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Is this unkind? ⤵️
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Holy cow. This is a devastating leak.
BREAKING: In a stunning leak, potential Donald Trump VP nominee Marco Rubio just admitted that any Trump Presidency would lean heavily into the Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 plans. Retweet so every American sees this leaked clip.
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Here’s this guy again all up in David’s sex life. This pervert probably should not be allowed to be alone with young men.
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Why do we never see Lindsey, Graham and Tim Scott together on anyissue? I mean, standing next to each other talking about a bill that they are co-sponsoring. After all, they’re both senators from South Carolina. And they’re both, well you know. Just curious.
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Kinda creepy how excited these dudes get about a young man’s romantic life. Pedophiles?
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Drone footage of MAGA lining the streets of Newport Beach for Trump to drive by. 🤷‍♀️
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BREAKING: Former Republican Speaker of the House Paul Ryan has announced he will not vote for Donald Trump. It’s unprecedented to see so many high-ranking Republicans abandon their party’s nominee.
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Mike Pence said he won’t vote for Trump. The people who know Donald Trump best know he should NEVER be President again.
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Behold another man who can not make a woman orgasm
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would you guys be surprised to learn that the bodycam footage shows him following the dog around for a good 30 seconds before shooting it out of nowhere
Distressing video shows Missouri cop gun down lost 13-pound deaf and blind dog: ‘What am I supposed to do?’ trib.al/WVLZBSM
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This scene is a comedy masterpiece.
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“Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” Sorry I had to…. 😂
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NOW: As pro-Palestine protesters reached an intersection, officers rushed in and grabbed people out of the crowd seemingly at random Officers tackled multiple protesters to the ground and then proceeded to punch them
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Scooby-Doo! and the Mystery of the Shadow Phantom. #SNLFinale
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Donald Trump is senile. That’s the story.
BREAKING: Donald Trump just glitched out and froze at his rally tonight. He is clearly unfit for office. Retweet so every American knows Trump is senile.
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In an after-hours session on Capitol Hill, insults by the right-wing Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene led to a raucous exchange with Democrats, featuring insults about personal appearance, intellect and more. nyti.ms/3V1PuLk
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MAGA!
🚨🚨This should be a HUGE story: BREAKING: A recently unearthed offer, made by Donald Trump in a private meeting with oil executives, was so transactional and over-the-top, it left the executives completely "stunned." In response to complaints about President Biden's environmental regulations, Trump offered to wipe them all out, in exchange for a billion dollars. "You all are wealthy enough, he said, that you should raise $1 billion to return me to the White House," Trump said, according to people speaking on the condition of anonymity to The Washington Post. Trump made it clear that he'd sell out the future of the planet, erasing all environmental progress made by the Biden Administration, in exchange for one billion dollars in dark campaign funds from oil executives. The anonymous attendee reported that Trump promised to fast-track approvals and permits for new offshore drilling while removing or easing existing regulations meant to counter the effects of global warming. One billion dollars to destroy the planet faster? Shameful.
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#AITrump Little Donnie the Trump, a chip of the old swastika. A heart of the brat never gets old, just worse. Jabari Jones youtu.be/je7mApNhVkM?si=nojp…
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