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ivs⋆

@pretendspouse

femme oracle of the new world 💋

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Joined January 2016
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Woke up extremely beautiful again happy #novfemmeber 💋
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☽☾@butchfemmebisNov 6
On Being Hard Femme #1 (2009), zine by Jackie Wang
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paridhi@itsokayparidhi13h
hello aunty..... happy diwali aapko bhi
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day n nite 🌟 #femme upppp
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should I eat all my roommate turkey
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Falling asleep with my vape tucked under one chin and HEB butter tortilla tucked under another
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M before belligerent drunkenness
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ma I’m on my phone all the time bc I have 500 people to respond to
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Feeling so single and wide lately
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Looking at us like we’re the board of Dog disciplinary
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if my ex went through my phone rn she would probably bomb my home country
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ava@awtisymNov 4
if you didn't vote let me know so i can block you
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oomf I lowkey need u
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i don’t have to put up w things i don’t like bc im beautiful
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mo@idontknomoNov 5
being at a yogurt party as a cool hot femme lesbian is like being baby ariel on the news filming a musically
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Where my Ho goin ?
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#IGetHer
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how r u gonna be a 24 year old e-dater
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ITS CALLED TWITTER AGAIN BITCH GET BLUE
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