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Imagine telling a Bournemouth fan 20 years ago that they'd beat both AC Milan and Manchester United 3-0 in the same week
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Le japonais qui rédige sa lettre de suicide parce que sa crush de la maternelle l’a recalé (il est professeur)
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Le japonais obèse qui ce fait passer pour une femme enceinte afin de voir des enfants à la maternité
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Current concern is Man City will be deducted 100 points and still finish above Man Utd
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Le japonais qui a voyagé jusqu’à Genève pour s’acheter un Petit Suisse pour au final découvrir que c’est qu’un yaourt
Thanks for the invite bro, we really enjoyed.
Yesterday, Manchester City played rugby and lost to Aston Villa.
Chelsea played badminton and lost to relegation-threatened Tottenham.
Arsenal won, but it was just bad football tactics from their Mozambique coach.
Today, you’re all invited to Old Trafford to watch the best and most entertaining match. We’re finally bringing back that 2008 vibe. Come and enjoy!





























