𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody

“𝐒𝐨, 𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐫.” 𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧. 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬. 𝐋𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐰/ 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞. ⟳ + ♡

How did Jonathan think that was a great idea… If you want to keep the girl, you don’t mention the mother… or make up something so far from the truth.

He nodded softly. “Probably would be best…”

He looked at what she held up. “Yeah, something went definitely wrong with that…”

“Can you finish? What exactly has happened…”

From scratch? Holy shit, even I could have said that.

What’s not going well?

// I definitely have to go back onto my Jonathan account and show him some love… join me @hawkinsexprimnt with your second Nancy.

He goes to @hawkinsexprimnt’s room and knocked on the doorframe. “El.”

That would do it. Well, it’s probably nothing you ate then

Has she been anywhere she can get a stomach bug? And what has she eaten today?

Is she okay?

He goes looking for @hawkinsexprimnt

Why are there a ton of people that look like El? Well… maybe not a ton… but two people…

Good morning.

Good morning.

Yeah, maybe she will. As the older you get the more your taste buds change.

Oh, yes. She always turns down coffee. Although she did try it once, without my knowledge… and basically spat it back out. So it’s not too surprising.

I’m alright. How are you this morning?

He goes to check on @hawkinsexprimnt, to make sure she’s alright. He’s the first one up, as usual.