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FURTHER SCROLLING MAY RESULT IN GETTING HOPELESSLY GOONED BY CRINGE FURRY PORNSLOP HIGHKEY π§©
(CWs in replies!! π)
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No, I can't just "get a job," mom, my scedule is full already!! Like, today I'm doing dabs π―, listening to chronically-online hardcore EDM songs π§, and imagining them as PMVs while I tug my leaky pornstick!!! It's called STIMMING!!!! π§©π§©π§© GET WITH THE TIMES πππ
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Did you know, Mae doesnβt shower at any point in Night in the Woods?
She must be smelly as fuck
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"please, do not plap the animatronics"
but that only applies for the pizzeria, you can always rent them out and plap them back at your place! π°π
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POV: ur big sis is in charge of fueling ur many, MANY footsexual dickmilking sessions while ur getting absolutely brainfucked by ur own hormones to where all u can do is bate ur growing pumphog to 2D goonslop pornsoles (u literally have to imagine her as loona just to nut lmao)π
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β οΈ STOP EDGING AND MILK YOUR PENIS PROPERLY! β οΈ
Right now, your body is geared toward exactly one thing: ORGASMS!
You're supposed to be jerking off all day and making thick, sticky messes all over yourself! Anything else is basically neglect, so BLOW THAT LOAD ALREADY!!! ππ¦ππ¦
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Licky Legoshi vid #aiyiff #furryai #furrynsfw #gooner #furry #rule34 #wgoons #legoshi #beastars #oddlywetslurpee
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"Fine, do whatever you want with my booty. Just be quick, bro.. I have places to be"
Little did the Arctic Fox know that he would be getting plapped the entire day... π¦π€ #rr34
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The temptation keeps growing, doesn't it?~ The urge to slide your pent-up throbstick between two thick, juicy patties of cheesy, ultra-processed meatslop makes you drool~ The mere sight of this degenerate burgerporn makes you wanna use them as your personal fucktoys, gooner~ ππ
Is there any nostalgia you WON'T corrupt, pervert? Pretty soon you won't have a single innocent memory left that doesn't have a mountain of porn triggers stacked on top of it~ Guess that's just the cost of being a total ADDICT that needs to goonify everything they see π
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CW: Feedism
Enjoy, whether you're a helpless simp for big bellies, a proud fatass yourself, or desperate to feed your addiction, get bigger and sink deeper ;3
...send bellies pls~
You can't hide how hungry you are for fat, leaky pornsticks, gooner~ We all know you'd bounce on the nearest slab of horny bullmeat, just for being looked at the right way ;3 It's ok to crave having your hole stretched wide by loads of big studs! It's 2026, silly! π³οΈβπ
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π₯°πWant some titties? ππ
π₯ΊπBIGGER? ππ³
πππEVEN BIGGER?! ππ΅βπ«π
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Your pornfriends are your only true friends. Get worse for them, make them worse π
Corrupt each other, go deeper, pump and plap and stroke more more more!!!
You NEED to goon more, porn more. Force each other into the perfect hedonist porn addict lifestyle and be happy π₯°
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Feeling pent up? well i cant fuck everyone so the Lovense Solace Pro might help :]
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