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Joined November 2017
I want to learn how to speak an Asian language fluently because most white people can't tell the difference between the real language and you just going "Ching Chog". I want to toe that rine.
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Imagine getting Stamp'd this hard
It's considered genocide when you don't give africans free stuff.
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I just realized that Mtg is to D&D as Gwent is to The Witcher 3
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Remember that accident where a guy lost the whole left side of his body? He's all right now
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"Hey, there's a *new* Mexico!"
Simpsons quote you use in real life. I'll start.
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A Portland mall in the middle of the day. Once thriving but now a shadow of its former self.
While depressingly devoid of human life or commerce, Portland’s Lloyd center mall would make a great place to power walk or skateboard
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Scientists discovered new Nazca lines and discovered they were huge Aqua Teen fans
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Found the weirdest looking Double Bass:
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Pentiment has been a great game, my only gripe: when you discover who was responsible embezzling the Abby's money (which has caused starvation and death of friendly Act I characters), he tells you "I've been ackshuelly stealing to give to needy people" as if I'm supposed to care.
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And, when the confession is over, and the culprit offers to share the stolen money with you, your journal updates with "hrm, he *did* have a moral reason to steal" NO HE DIDN'T THE PEASANTS ARE SUFFERING THE WHOLE PLOT'S CONFLICT IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S FAULT
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So disappointed to see Walz evoke "Yelling fire in a crowded theater".l in the debate. The origin of phrase is dumb, and isn't a good argument to censor 'harmful speech'. Christopher Hitchens said it best: youtu.be/JUEQTbZhsUM?si=3dyb…
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When a British or Australian person does an American accent as a joke, but it's actually really good, I get a little creeped out like they're a skin-walker. That's why Scottish people are so trustworthy, they can't drop that accent at all. It's like a speech impediment.
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Wow, I'm fatter than Nikocado Avocado now...
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I made a Smiling Friends version of that MF Doom song meme
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this is how it feels to follow your reply guys back
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>"Anon, do you know where the canope is?" >me, visibly confused >"Why would you want a can of *that*?"
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Ai Pendant? More like Ai Pedant
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GIWTWM
it's kind of insane that i had to spend 10 years building myself up to have the safety to say the truth. so cathartic
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Octopuses are hands down the most alien marine critter. They can manipulate tools, and seem to have some concept of self for the purpose of disguising. Here, it just camouflaged as sand, inked, then camouflaged as the ink cloud itself. Not bad for a member of the mollusk family
Octopus utilizes all its skills to escape from Triggerfish
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